Rather a has been than a never was.....only thing your surname is famous for is 80's porno stars.....but your wife tells me you're not fit to work in that industry Tiny....
She lied, and she made you feel better....what a gal!!
As long as you didn't tell her about that other bank account, we sweet........
The Filth Wizard finally there’s someone to take the heat off you. Cashew dick
Salty cashew dick it seems. Just own it mate. You will live a much happier existence if you just acknowledge it and learn to love it. It takes all shapes and sizes filth. Plus Sarah said it still isn’t the smallest she’s seen. But then again, she did spend 3 months in China working abroad.
That first pic, copping free feels, it's not all bad. Pity it's from Mummy and not some imaginary "model"...................
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A new autobiography by Baghdad Bombers captain HaroLad provides fans with a behind the scenes look at the ups and even greater ups of being the premiership-winning captain, the LA Times confirmed Monday.
"From the highest highs of winning three SFA Leagues Worst Bloke awards and having sex with young models, to the more moderate highs of making Sterge melt to the point of retirement, this chronicle is emotional and hard-hitting,” said Tony Lynn 15, adding that HaroLad: A Life Of Joy And Painlessness hits stores Friday.
"On the one hand, fans will see the side of Haro they already know from the qooty field - a sexy trillionaire who is constantly winning, but on the other hand, they'll discover who Haro is when off the field, a constant winner who is also a sexy trillionaire.”
The Lad was not able to be reached for comment, as he was enjoying crab-stuffed lobster tail at one of Baghdad’s finest restaurants whilst also waiting for a call regarding a $69 billion endorsement deal with Adidas.
i called him that firstThanks for the feedback Rhys Palmer.
Stop reposting my memes virgin.
Did you just call me haydo23 ?
