Has anyone actually ever seen Valente?

rgauci

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He exists was shopping earlier in the week. Is bigger than his listed height. Has considerable bulk too. I can’t imagine using being pushed around in the midfield before too long.
 

anchor man

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Get this... he hasn't played a game for us yet.But look on the injury list today.
He is out with
SORENESS.Really How the bloody hell can that be.
Could only come from over training.. couldn't it?
 

Crimboy

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Get this... he hasn't played a game for us yet.But look on the injury list today.
He is out with
SORENESS.Really How the bloody hell can that be.
Could only come from over training.. couldn't it?
Couch sores from not ever being played.
 

wakojako

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Get this... he hasn't played a game for us yet.But look on the injury list today.
He is out with
SORENESS.Really How the bloody hell can that be.
Could only come from over training.. couldn't it?
That was last week, this week he is a test and should be playing WAFL. Finally our question will be answered "Donde estas luke excellente?"
 

Bigger

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need to take a good look at themselves
This has to be just more metaphysical jiggerypokery from those well-known philosophical japesters at FFC - a thought experiment of the sorriest kind. How can a myth be sore? How can a notion feel pain? How does an idea even go on the injury list?

He's not real.
 
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