Has anyone actually ever seen Valente?

[Bigger]

Really.

Sure, you might have seen photos or video of someone or some people purporting to be Valente, but has anyone actually ever seen him?

Please list any possible sightings below. Let us know how you were sure it was him.

 

[DeanS]

Who?

 

[Wilksyy]

I’m just going to spam this banger until El Excellente plays.

 

[Big Animal]

I saw Sturt at Emily Taylor some time back and he looked a bit like Valente. He also looked sore.

 

[DragoDelph]

Might have to get Cal to confirm - he would have seen him at juniors.

 

[rgauci]

He exists was shopping earlier in the week. Is bigger than his listed height. Has considerable bulk too. I can’t imagine using being pushed around in the midfield before too long.

 

[Ge3ks]

I watched him play for Peel in the Thunder vs Perth practice match in March. (the same game that saw Treacy get suspended) He went alright, too. A big body midfielder.

 

[Bigger]

Is bigger than his listed height. Has considerable bulk too.

So's a ******* bunyip.

 

[Bastyy]

He's like the modern day Big Foot but with way less reputable sightings

 

[Retzlaff]

He exists was shopping earlier in the week. Is bigger than his listed height. Has considerable bulk too. I can’t imagine using being pushed around in the midfield before too long.

Did he keep cutting you off and go 'Huh? huh? huh?' ?

 

[rgauci]

Did he keep cutting you off and go 'Huh? huh? huh?' ?

lifted me up off the floor and body slammed me. I took the last avocado.

 

[Van_Dyke]

Did he keep cutting you off and go 'Huh? huh? huh?' ?

did he cite electrical infetterence at all?

 

[wakojako]

Is he playing in the WAFL this week??

 

[Johnny Dalmas]

He's like that alledged girlfriend of the loner guy you know.

The one that the guy talks about, but you never see at a party

 

[anchor man]

Get this... he hasn't played a game for us yet.But look on the injury list today.
He is out with
SORENESS.Really How the bloody hell can that be.
Could only come from over training.. couldn't it?

 

[Crimboy]

Get this... he hasn't played a game for us yet.But look on the injury list today.
He is out with
SORENESS.Really How the bloody hell can that be.
Could only come from over training.. couldn't it?

Couch sores from not ever being played.

 

[Mesc]

Sorry to say but Valente should have chosen a different career. A librarian for example...

 

[Ratts]

 

[wakojako]

Get this... he hasn't played a game for us yet.But look on the injury list today.
He is out with
SORENESS.Really How the bloody hell can that be.
Could only come from over training.. couldn't it?

That was last week, this week he is a test and should be playing WAFL. Finally our question will be answered "Donde estas luke excellente?"

 

[Wilksyy]

Sorry to say but Valente should have chosen a different career. A librarian for example...

Hes alright. Studying Law at UWA and will soon be an intern for Harvey Spector.

 

[Big Animal]

Get this... he hasn't played a game for us yet.But look on the injury list today.
He is out with
SORENESS.Really How the bloody hell can that be.
Could only come from over training.. couldn't it?

was a spelling mistake. Meant to say Lochness

 

[Joose]

I have seen the bloke live and he is a damn fine young player.

All you unbelievers out there need to repent for He is coming.

 

[purplerunsdeep2]

My buddy is real

Although I had imaginary buddies when I was a kid so I’m now not so sure what to believe


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[Bigger]

This has to be just more metaphysical jiggerypokery from those well-known philosophical japesters at FFC - a thought experiment of the sorriest kind. How can a myth be sore? How can a notion feel pain? How does an idea even go on the injury list?

He's not real.

 

[Piggy Smalls]

I have seen the bloke live and he is a damn fine young player.

All you unbelievers out there need to repent for He is coming.

So’s my 100th birthday and letter from the queen/king (only 63 years to go!)