Has anyone actually ever seen Valente?

[BigAlpha3]

Is it Josh or Luke?- reporter seemed pretty confident it was Josh Valente


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[Bastyy]

More Freo media spin, trying to convince us of his existence.

The key for Valente

Justin Longmuir discusses what needs to go right for Luke Valente to earn an AFL debut.

www.fremantlefc.com.au

Not sure who did the tackling on the weekend, but it sure wasn't our mythical beast. he only took marks apparently
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The mythical beast has 4 arms, so he gets two separate sets of marks put down on the stat sheet

 

[Piggy Smalls]

More Freo media spin, trying to convince us of his existence.

The key for Valente

Justin Longmuir discusses what needs to go right for Luke Valente to earn an AFL debut.

www.fremantlefc.com.au

Not sure who did the tackling on the weekend, but it sure wasn't our mythical beast. he only took marks apparently
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Maybe he tackled 5 guys called Mark?

 

[Big Animal]

There is no Luke Valente. That's an old photoshopped pic of Shane Kersten

Shane Kersten

Age

31

Ht

191cm

Wt

90kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.4

3star

K

6.7

3star

HB

3.7

3star

M

4.3

4star

T

1.9

4star

MG

188.8

3star

No current season stats available

D

8.0

2star

K

7.0

3star

HB

1.0

2star

M

3.8

4star

T

2.6

4star

. Nice try Freo FC but we not stoopid

 

[Piggy Smalls]

There is no Luke Valente. That's an old photoshopped pic of Shane Kersten. Nice try Freo FC but we not stoopid

Shane who?

 

[A New Hope]

I dont like the way JL says in the media release that Valente has a lot of water to go under the bridge before he plays. It makes him seem as far off if not further than Hill.

 

[Fat Nyfe]

Luke Valente is an anagram for Eventual Elk. According to the Oxford English Dictionary, the etymology of the word elk is "of obscure history"

They're literally telling us he doesn't exist and hiding it in plain sight.

Wake up sheeple.

 

[Tonga Bob]

More Freo media spin, trying to convince us of his existence.

The key for Valente

Justin Longmuir discusses what needs to go right for Luke Valente to earn an AFL debut.

www.fremantlefc.com.au

Not sure who did the tackling on the weekend, but it sure wasn't our mythical beast. he only took marks apparently
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Loving this purely for the "reigning premiers South Fremantle" content

 

[Channels]

I dont like the way JL says in the media release that Valente has a lot of water to go under the bridge before he plays. It makes him seem as far off if not further than Hill.

If a bloke hasn't played for more than 2 years, he probably is.

 

[wayToGo_]

Legend says that when water starts to flow under Pont del Diable (Devil's Bridge) that the mythical Spanish hero, Luke Excellenté will appear atop the hill in the distance, visible only through the bridge's central arch.

 

[Fat Nyfe]

More Freo media spin, trying to convince us of his existence.

The key for Valente

Justin Longmuir discusses what needs to go right for Luke Valente to earn an AFL debut.

www.fremantlefc.com.au

Not sure who did the tackling on the weekend, but it sure wasn't our mythical beast. he only took marks apparently
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The clue is in the title - ‘The Key’, translated in Spanish to La Clave, a small discotec located in Panama City where the real Valente is being held.

 

[purplerunsdeep2]

Looked promising late last year / pre-season.... wonder what went wrong


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[Okinakashi]

Looked promising late last year / pre-season.... wonder what went wrong

The hologram generator ran out of batteries.

 

[Dump Truck]

Luke Valente is an anagram for Eventual Elk. According to the Oxford English Dictionary, the etymology of the word elk is "of obscure history"

They're literally telling us he doesn't exist and hiding it in plain sight.

Wake up sheeple.

I believe you have stumbled onto something much more malicious and bewildering. Something that can only be described as the club becoming Dr Frankenstein to construct and control the worlds greatest footballer…

“Valente” was drafted at #32 in the 2018 draft.

2+0+1+8= 29.

The number he was assigned by the club.
Why? Why would a random man be given the number of the Great One?

Here is where I started digging
(spoiler, it gets crazy).

I clicked on the 32nd reference of that article you shared. Here was the clue:

(There will be more on this later)

NOW! The 29th reference had a number: 978-1-55971-208-8.

Was it a clue? Was this all something the shadows of Fremantle never wanted us to discover?
I had to keep digging.
978+1 = 979
979 ÷ 55971 = 0.0174912008004145
0.0174912008004145 x 208 = 3.638169766486216
3.638169766486216 x 8 = 29.10535813188973
Round to the nearest whole number = 29.

The original number bestowed to him!

I decided to dig even deeper (please notify the police if I don’t post within a week)
Author Catherynne M. Valente released her book “The Glass Town Game” merely months before we selected this mythical man. A man whose body has broken down constantly. A body of glass perhaps? It was slowly taking shape as clarity slowly developed...

What could all this mean? Why would we select a man with such clear signs of carnage?
And then it hit me. It finally dawned that Bell (a former #32 and avid 4D chess player) understood the prophecy all along!

I don’t know about you guys, everyone is entitled to their own opinion. However, for me, it’s clear as day.
IT CAN NO LONGER BE DENIED!
They’re using Llama milk on some random citizen to create the ultimate footballer.

We’re through the looking glass people!!!

 

[Dump Truck]

I believe you have stumbled onto something much more malicious and bewildering. Something that can only be described as the club becoming Dr Frankenstein to construct and control the worlds greatest footballer…

“Valente” was drafted at #32 in the 2018 draft.

2+0+1+8= 29.

The number he was assigned by the club.
Why? Why would a random man be given the number of the Great One?

Here is where I started digging
(spoiler, it gets crazy).

I clicked on the 32nd reference of that article you shared. Here was the clue:

(There will be more on this later)

NOW! The 29th reference had a number: 978-1-55971-208-8.

Was it a clue? Was this all something the shadows of Fremantle never wanted us to discover?
I had to keep digging.
978+1 = 979
979 ÷ 55971 = 0.0174912008004145
0.0174912008004145 x 208 = 3.638169766486216
3.638169766486216 x 8 = 29.10535813188973
Round to the nearest whole number = 29.

The original number bestowed to him!

I decided to dig even deeper (please notify the police if I don’t post within a week)
Author Catherynne M. Valente released her book “The Glass Town Game” merely months before we selected this mythical man. A man whose body has broken down constantly. A body of glass perhaps? It was slowly taking shape as clarity slowly developed...

What could all this mean? Why would we select a man with such clear signs of carnage?
And then it hit me. It finally dawned that Bell (a former #32 and avid 4D chess player) understood the prophecy all along!

I don’t know about you guys, everyone is entitled to their own opinion. However, for me, it’s clear as day.
IT CAN NO LONGER BE DENIED!
They’re using Llama milk on some random citizen to create the ultimate footballer.

We’re through the looking glass people!!!

Also, Snuffaluphagus I'd be more than ok if you ever wanted to script for a Bell and Wallsy special

 

[Freomaniac]

I watched him play for Peel in the Thunder vs Perth practice match in March. (the same game that saw Treacy get suspended) He went alright, too. A big body midfielder.

So the bloke does exist? Thats nice

 

[BeinPurplenGreen]

 

[DragoDelph]

So, the mysterious Valente gets named for peel seniors, then all games are canceled.....

 

[Fat Nyfe]

So, the mysterious Valente gets named for peel seniors, then all games are canceled.....

Obviously they couldn’t risk this so called Valente actually stepping onto the field, it would have blown the top off this whole operation.

The coronavirus case was planted.

 

[Daddoo]

Seriously, we need more threads like this. Easily TOTY.


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[purplerunsdeep2]

Obviously they couldn’t risk this so called Valente actually stepping onto the field, it would have blown the top off this whole operation.

The coronavirus case was planted.

Logic stacks up


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[dropbear101]

okay ground rules guys; all confirmed sighting's must be as legitimate as this one.

 

[PeopleEater]

I have seriously pist myself reading this whilst waiting for the Norf slaughter to start.

 

[wayToGo_]

This thread was started on 8 April. Since then we haven't lost a game.

It should be pretty obvious to everyone that the mythical beast we identify using the name Luke Excellente, is in fact our Freo talisman for luck

 

[armpit]

I believe you have stumbled onto something much more malicious and bewildering. Something that can only be described as the club becoming Dr Frankenstein to construct and control the worlds greatest footballer…

“Valente” was drafted at #32 in the 2018 draft.

2+0+1+8= 29.

The number he was assigned by the club.
Why? Why would a random man be given the number of the Great One?

Here is where I started digging
(spoiler, it gets crazy).

I clicked on the 32nd reference of that article you shared. Here was the clue:

(There will be more on this later)

NOW! The 29th reference had a number: 978-1-55971-208-8.

Was it a clue? Was this all something the shadows of Fremantle never wanted us to discover?
I had to keep digging.
978+1 = 979
979 ÷ 55971 = 0.0174912008004145
0.0174912008004145 x 208 = 3.638169766486216
3.638169766486216 x 8 = 29.10535813188973
Round to the nearest whole number = 29.

The original number bestowed to him!

I decided to dig even deeper (please notify the police if I don’t post within a week)
Author Catherynne M. Valente released her book “The Glass Town Game” merely months before we selected this mythical man. A man whose body has broken down constantly. A body of glass perhaps? It was slowly taking shape as clarity slowly developed...

What could all this mean? Why would we select a man with such clear signs of carnage?
And then it hit me. It finally dawned that Bell (a former #32 and avid 4D chess player) understood the prophecy all along!

I don’t know about you guys, everyone is entitled to their own opinion. However, for me, it’s clear as day.
IT CAN NO LONGER BE DENIED!
They’re using Llama milk on some random citizen to create the ultimate footballer.

We’re through the looking glass people!!!

Jeez and I believed he was being held in the Panama. Now I just don't know.