- Nov 9, 2001
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So, the mysterious Valente gets named for peel seniors, then all games are canceled.....
How far are they willing to go?
To what depths will they not sink?
Are they going for some sort of teasing record?
We heard them call out the name, all those years ago - "Pick 32 - Luke Valente" - and we began to believe. Sure, he's injured. Sure, he won't be available for some time, but he's very good. Apparently. Great in close, they said. A real leader. Kicks naturally both sides, they said.
LIKE A F^CKING UNICORN.
If the Fremantle Football Club were a woman, and I really do suspect she is, the foxy minx, the heavy-lidded temptress, then whatever game she is playing with this Valente nonsense needs to stop.
She has metaphorically placed the Valente handbag on the dancefloor and danced around it, slowly at first, just for herself, it seems. Small movements, slow movements, a hand reaching down a thigh here, a lazy flick of wayward hair there. Eyes lowered, getting lost in the music. My God, she is beyond thought or reason now. Just dancing like there is nothing left in the world but her and the music and a Valente handbag the only thing between you and her and -
FAAAAAARRRRRK. Let it end. Let the lies end.