Rumour Has Port Adelaide been Hi-Jacked by the Chinese government and replaced with Robotic clones used to spy on us?

[HotSausage69]

Was speaking to a guy today and apparently there's a rumour going around that after Port Adelaide went to China to play for the first time in 2017, the whole club was taken hostage by the Chinese government and replaced with robotic clones of themselves to spy on Australia.

Obviously if true this story would go way beyond just a football topic, but let's see what pans out.

Creates a discussion, certainly.

 

[Joao]

Are they robots or clones? Kind of seems unecessary to be both. Maybe check the details and get back to us.

 

[Ando727]

Nah, they're the same people, they just gave them Huawei phones to use.

 

[Atomboy]

Port Adelaide would seem a strange vehicle when their flog President puts most half intelligent people offside. But then again maybe that’s the point - influencing halfwits through a wannabe celeb.

Would be much easier to keep buying politicians though, robot clones are expensive.

 

[Grave Danger]

I like Sam Gray,
I like Sam Gray,
He only comes up to you knees,
Yet he's always friendly and ready to to please.

 

[cowboy18]

摊牌是明确的证据，证明这个谣言是错误的。

 

[Moquo]

摊牌是明确的证据，证明这个谣言是错误的。

总统公鸡是我们的朋友

 

[DiamondGuy]

松狮中式点心中式点心狗美味猫肉

 

[StCicatriz]

Can they hijack richo?

 

[Buzzasto DaSilva]

Correct. They took the good Ollie Wines and replaced him with a much lesser (albeit fatter) version of himself.

 

[Hotdees]

Huge if true

 

[SwampCreature]

 

[Johnny Bananas]

Port Adelaide would seem a strange vehicle when their flog President puts most half intelligent people offside. But then again maybe that’s the point - influencing halfwits through a wannabe celeb.

Hey, worked for Russia with Trump.

 

[Art Corvelay]

I like Sam Gray,
I like Sam Gray,
He only comes up to you knees,
Yet he's always friendly and ready to to please.

I rate Sacha Grey’s pleasing work higher, personally.

 

[justlookingaround]

蛇逃生笼

 

[00Stinger]

Sorry i din't realise I was on Bay 13

 

[simba_]

i did hear recently about how bogans are being brainwashed into thinking china are spying on us through huwaei or something.. this is what happens when you get your news from the Morning Herald and The Age and SEN Radio, you end up making bad threads about what you've heard

 

[SickQwon]

Thought it was just me that noticed it.

 

[kaiserchief13]

So that's why I can't understand their interviews

 

[kranky al]

Correct. They took the good Ollie Wines and replaced him with a much lesser (albeit fatter) version of himself.

Ollie rice wines?