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I think this just about registers on the A.B.L.E.T.T. criminality scale: A -(Assault), B – (Breach of Duty), L – (Larceny), E – (Extortion) T – (Trafficking), T – (Trespass)

It definitely falls under (A) assault. Wouldn't be surprised if (L) larceny and (T) trafficking come into play, or are associated with this somehow.
 
I think this just about registers on the A.B.L.E.T.T. criminality scale: A -(Assault), B – (Breach of Duty), L – (Larceny), E – (Extortion) T – (Trafficking), T – (Trespass)

It definitely falls under (A) assault. Wouldn't be surprised if (L) larceny and (T) trafficking come into play, or are associated with this somehow.
This was so cooked I thought it was a Meteoric Rise post 🤢
 
This was so cooked I thought it was a Meteoric Rise post 🤢
So typically I’d go with a quip here and say something about your aging veterans being sous-vide etc. But that doesn’t really work down your way. Instead, I’ll say—and oh boy you are going to love this—there is a serious C.O.O.K.in.G. campaign going on (Concealment, Obfuscation, Offshoring of Kickbacks in Geelong).
 

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So typically I’d go with a quip here and say something about your aging veterans being sous-vide etc. But that doesn’t really work down your way. Instead, I’ll say—and oh boy you are going to love this—there is a serious C.O.O.K.in.G. campaign going on (Concealment, Obfuscation, Offshoring of Kickbacks in Geelong).
That's the spirit!

And it's your mob who are sous vide anyway.

Overrated, soft and lukewarm 😍
 
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That's the spirit!

And it's your mob who are sky's vide anyway.

Overrated, soft and lukewarm 😍
you resorted to a "no U R", you're slipping man
 
That's the spirit!

And it's your mob who are sous vide anyway.

Overrated, soft and lukewarm 😍

And bang… I really did open myself up there…

I am, however, a little disappoint you didn’t bring in a bathwater analogy. There was a lot more to work with. I’m concerned your standards are slipping. U K?
 
So typically I’d go with a quip here and say something about your aging veterans being sous-vide etc. But that doesn’t really work down your way. Instead, I’ll say—and oh boy you are going to love this—there is a serious C.O.O.K.in.G. campaign going on (Concealment, Obfuscation, Offshoring of Kickbacks in Geelong).
He's got you there Flogger!
 

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Lol Zak Butters only entertaining clubs West of the Westgate and specifically not Dingley :$
 
Where would Sicily rank in the 'worst captain of all-time discussions'? Bottom two sure, but between him and DJ Stratts if you had to pick the absolute worst of the worst, who are you taking?
Wouldnt be near the top of any list... Hmm I think i would duck J Selwood just below him so about mid list
 
Not long after having to tin rattle its fans to move into the Dingley Dump, we now know St.K will field its own reserves team.

Even St.K are better off than you with money.
Still clinging to Box Hill like blood sucking leeches.

Time to put your big boy pants on and move out of mum's house at Box Hill. Go fend for yourself you bums.
 
We need a petition to change the moniker of Hawthorn from Hawks to Tiprats to coincide with their upcoming relocation to the Dingley dump
Really is an unfair comparison.
To compare dirty, disease infested vermin than no one likes and the populace would love to see exterminated... and then we have the humble rats.
 

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Not long after having to tin rattle its fans to move into the Dingley Dump, we now know St.K will field its own reserves team.

Even St.K are better off than you with money.
Still clinging to Box Hill like blood sucking leeches.

Time to put your big boy pants on and move out of mum's house at Box Hill. Go fend for yourself you bums.
I guess Hawthorn should thank their lucky stars their supporter base has jobs and can manage a small handout, instead off a supporter base that just has their hand out... How is centrelink these days?
 
I guess Hawthorn should thank their lucky stars their supporter base has jobs and can manage a small handout, instead off a supporter base that just has their hand out... How is centrelink these days?
$100m to build over a former EPA wasteland is not a good ROI.
 
Don't be jealous, there's more there than just the sporting complex and it will be open to the public for plenty of stuff as well. You'll be allowed in there even if you have a scats jumper on.:thumbsu:
I guess visiting a minnow club could be considered a charitable act.
Always good to mix with the peasants every now and then.
 

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