Toast Hawthorn have headf***ed everyone

[Ned Ryerson]

Pretty simple really. Geelong only have to win 3 flags in 5 years to consider it a 3 peat.

If they actually did ever 3 peat it would be considered a 9 peat.

#GeelongMaths

 

[cs61]

I like Leigh Matthews’, “Never complain, never explain.” Don’t degrade the premierships of others, and never go at length to justify your own success. Many opposition fans can’t let the results do the talking, because our results clearly speak for themselves. That means it burns away at them. Let it burn. Meanwhile we are focused on the next one (or two by the looks of our 5 year plan).

 

[Todman]

I often wonder why Geelong fans are so obsessed with making new formulas for their 'era' every bloody year - but then I remember the majority of them choose to reside in Geelong when numerous better options are only an hour down the road.

I used to party in Geelong back in the day. I remember offering to buy Portia de Rossi a drink one Saturday night.
Her response " F Off"

 

[arupist]

I often wonder why Geelong fans are so obsessed with making new formulas for their 'era' every bloody year - but then I remember the majority of them choose to reside in Geelong when numerous better options are only an hour down the road. Realising this makes it completely understandable why they have a very odd relationship with logic.

Yep, in ANY direction.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

If Geelong won their AFLX grand final tonight - what’s the bet the Cats fans will add it to their ‘era’.

 

[Dave Id]

I used to party in Geelong back in the day. I remember offering to buy Portia de Rossi a drink one Saturday night.
Her response " F Off"

DeGeneret!

 

[Off The Couch]

If Geelong won their AFLX grand final tonight - what’s the bet the Cats fans will add it to their ‘era’.

Had to slap myself when I realised I was cheering for the Crows in an AFLX “final” just because I didn’t want cats to win.

It was commentary’s fault. As soon as they said that geelong were keen to be the first grand final winners for AFLX I just knew I had to moxie them

 

[Noel Gallagher]

I am not petty or anything, but I really want Buddy to get the Coleman at least one more time (meaning he will have the Colman more with us than Hawthorn). I also really want him to get 2 more AA's and of course at least 1 premiership with us. If he does that then there is an argument to be made that he was more of a Swan in his career than a Hawk.


Had a bit of a troll and found the above on the $wans site. I’m not petty but...

What a first class tool this person is. Talk about Hawthorn paranoia! Seriously don’t know who’s more paranoid, swans or Geelong supporters?

Gotta laugh! We all know that we made Buddy and gave him the greatest years of his AFL career. He took the cash and good luck to him.

Good luck with the winning at least one premiership thing....

 

[Agent Smith]

If Geelong won their AFLX grand final tonight - what’s the bet the Cats fans will add it to their ‘era’.

Their momentary ray of sunshine has all but disappeared, didn't you know? Now it's back to losing finals ad nauseam, but as long as they have a good home and away record then apparently it's all good. Nice to see they can add 'lost aflx grannie' to the list, as insignificant as it is.

 

[grumbleguts]

There's a headf**ked thread for this sort of stuff.

But where buddy is concerned, We made him, they paid him"

 

[threesixpio]

Some troll started a thread on the main board called “Buddy’s Regret” a few months ago...












Boy that was fun

 

[threesixpio]

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/buddys-regret.1177345/

 

[Gold Member]

I read the thread title and instantly had Elton John's Sad Songs in my head...

Turn them on, turn them on
Turn on those sad Swans (sad Swans)
When all hope is gone
Why don't you tune in and turn them on

 

[Ned Ryerson]

I read the thread title and instantly had Elton John's Sad Songs in my head...

Turn them on, turn them on
Turn on those sad Swans (sad Swans)
When all hope is gone
Why don't you tune in and turn them on

Sad Swans, they choke
Sad Swans, they choke
Sad Swans, they choke
Sad Swans, they choke so much

 

[Pessimistic]

In b4 the hfd whine Hawthorn have an easier schedule in 2018

After our shorter break than the tigers it’s reasonably good there on.

 

[threesixpio]

Hawthorn have benefitted unfairly by bringing in free agents in O’Meara, Mitchell and Impey

 

[Xtreme]

Hawthorn have benefitted unfairly by bringing in free agents in O’Meara, Mitchell and Impey

#sackkennett

 

[Goldhawk]

Looks like we Headf....ed the Holy trinity

 

[Pessimistic]

Looks like we Headf....k the Holy trinity

I reckon they may be doing it to each other in private.

We don’t do that s**t at Hawthorn

 

[Matilda05]

Anyone else catch the end of Chris Scotts presser? Said Hawks had some old annoying players and some new ones too


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[threesixpio]

Anyone else catch the end of Chris Scotts presser? Said Hawks had some old annoying players and some new ones too


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#missionaccomplished

 

[kimbopen]

Anyone else catch the end of Chris Scotts presser? Said Hawks had some old annoying players and some new ones too


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And Geelong is full of choir boys? Fcuk off, Snot, you campaigner!

 

[wizzard400]

https://www.triplem.com.au/sport/afl/news/afl-free-kick-differential-ladder-2018-round-2


#freekickhawthorn

 

[halfback dasher]

https://www.triplem.com.au/sport/afl/news/afl-free-kick-differential-ladder-2018-round-2


#freekickhawthorn

Can't access it ..

 

[Argy]

Can't access it ..

1.Collingwood +18 (58 for, 40 against)

2.Brisbane Lions +13 (49, 36)

3.North Melbourne +9 (47, 38)

3.Port Adelaide +9 (43, 34)

3.Western Bulldogs +9 (42, 33)

6.Adelaide +7 (40, 33)

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7.Essendon +6 (41, 35)

8.Sydney +5 (45, 40)

9.Carlton 0 (46, 46)

9.Melbourne 0 (41, 41)

11.Geelong -1 (44, 45)

12.Gold Coast -4 (46, 50)

13.Fremantle -5 (40, 45)

14.West Coast -9 (38, 47)

15.St Kilda -11 (37, 48)

16.Richmond -12 (36, 48)

17.GWS -16 (35, 51)

18.Hawthorn -18 (39, 57)