#hawthornproblems

[Blaze Storm]

Military = only sacred cow is Oz. Bag it out at your peril

It's not a sacred cow. And I come from a military family.

It's just one of those things that the people running around with Aussie flag capes on Australia Day think is a universal Australian value. Like drinking booze and yelling obscenities at immigrants.

 

[Sixpence]

It's just one of those things that the people running around with Aussie flag capes on Australia Day think is a universal Australian value. Like drinking booze and yelling obscenities at immigrants.

This is such a bad stereotype. We yell obscenities at everyone!

 

[Brant]

I know when I think about the team I love I want to be reminded of thousands of people shooting each other dead.

Probably should drop the 'mateship, endurance, courage and sacrifice' & rescind what we gained from visiting Kokoda then?

I bet you don't look at the Team you love & be reminded about how we sucked ba**s for 65+ years?

Sorry mate - each to their own & I shouldn't get wound up by what our military means to you - I'm just coming from a different place & find it hard to understand how Aussies wouldn't be inspired & proud by our military achievements.

 

[Blaze Storm]

Probably should drop the 'mateship, endurance, courage and sacrifice' & rescind what we gained from visiting Kokoda then?

I bet you don't look at the Team you love & be reminded about how we sucked ba**s for 65+ years?

Sorry mate - each to their own & I shouldn't get wound up by what our military means to you - I'm just coming from a different place & find it hard to understand how Aussies wouldn't be inspired & proud by our military achievements.

Nothing wrong with being proud of our military, our military are world class and rarely if ever are tools to bully other nations like certain other nations....

That being said, there's nothing wrong with not being interested in the military or what it has done either. There's ANZAC day and there's a Remembrance Day to honour our fallen soldiers, and beyond that I couldn't give a flying frick about the military aside from my family members in it.

 

[OzJohnnie]

Other than public education, sanitation, roads, the Aquaduct and security what have the Romans, er military, ever done for us?!?

 

[grumbleguts]

Having to sit through an entire season to find out who loses to Hawthorn in the Grand Final.

 

[Samthegun]

Thirteen is an unlucky number

 

[Sixpence]

Thirteen is an unlucky number

Good thing we're going for number 14 then.

 

[Agent Smith]

Thirteen is an unlucky number

Not since we won in 2013 it ain't.

 

[Seagull Supremacy]

Suffering from PTPD (Post Triple Premiership Depression). #hawthornproblems

 

[Argy]

Suffering from PTPD (Post Triple Premiership Depression). #hawthornproblems

I genuinely did suffer from that. The day after the game I felt down. For weeks I couldn't get up the enthusiasm to renew my membership. It was only when I began to really feel that a fourth is possible that I got enthusiastic again.
#hawthornproblems

 

[GOHORCS]

Trying to think of a catchy slogan to follow threepeat and fourthorn because you know we're gonna need one.

#hawthornproblems

We will just call it THE HAND. No need to mention the hawks as no one else has done it nor will. It will forever be the hawthorn symbol, retort, salute and substitute for the word hand. It will be "can you give us a hawk with this?" or teaching kids the time "when the big hawk is on the 5 and the little hawk is on the 12 then it will be how many flags the hawks have won in a row....yes five well done"

We will give each other a hawk(high five)
My misssus will say no to giving me a hawk job at the movies.
The 2017 season launch of the Audi AHawk

 

[cryptor]

We will just call it THE HAND. No need to mention the hawks as no one else has done it nor will. It will forever be the hawthorn symbol, retort, salute and substitute for the word hand. It will be "can you give us a hawk with this?" or teaching kids the time "when the big hawk is on the 5 and the little hawk is on the 12 then it will be how many flags the hawks have won in a row....yes five well done"

We will give each other a hawk(high five)
My misssus will say no to giving me a hawk job at the movies.
The 2017 season launch of the Audi AHawk

She could give you a Freo job instead? All she needs to do is with her mouth make the shape of the number of premierships Freo have won and then proceed to disappoint you for the next 5 years by just repeatedly getting you really close but not quite there.

 

[Blaze Storm]

She could give you a Freo job instead? All she needs to do is with her mouth make the shape of the number of premierships Freo have won and then proceed to disappoint you for the next 5 years by just repeatedly getting you really close but not quite there.

That's alright, you can just give her a Lion, that's where you prematurely ejaculate 3 times rapidly and then she spends the next 20 years laughing at you

 

[Harrow]

I genuinely did suffer from that. The day after the game I felt down. For weeks I couldn't get up the enthusiasm to renew my membership. It was only when I began to really feel that a fourth is possible that I got enthusiastic again.
#hawthornproblems

Talk about a first world problem!

 

[badgrill]

When you play AFL Live 2 on PS3 and there's no challenge when you play as Hawthorn. Even as a Beginner on High Difficulty level, you have to actually deliberately give the ball to the other team for them to score. Boring.

#hawthornprobs

 

[IdiotBox]

We will give each other a hawk(high five)
My misssus will say no to giving me a hawk job at the movies.
The 2017 season launch of the Audi AHawk

And of course, we'll continue to give all other clubs in the comp a right royal fisting!

 

[Bumpswithagrin]

I have a few Hawthorn premiership pics saved on my PC to use as desktop backgrounds, Facebook banners etc., you know, the ones where they are all grouped around with the premiership cup just after the match. Problem is there are so many of them and as they are all only a year apart I keep getting them mixed up when I go to use one of them

#hawthornproblems

 

[arupist]

The 2017 season launch of the Audi AHawk

I'm sure someone could whip up a picture of an Audi with 4 interlinked premiership cups instead of the 4 rings.

 

[Bonscott1980]

I have a few Hawthorn premiership pics saved on my PC to use as desktop backgrounds, Facebook banners etc., you know, the ones where they are all grouped around with the premiership cup just after the match. Problem is there are so many of them and as they are all only a year apart I keep getting them mixed up when I go to use one of them

#hawthornproblems

Yep that's a problem there bumps))

 

[Lithium]

After the 2014 premiership if anyone bad mouthed Hawthorn i could just hold up two fingers, it showed them we had won back-to-back and told them to **** off all in one easy gesture. Cant do that anymore...

 

[Gralin]

After the 2014 premiership if anyone bad mouthed Hawthorn i could just hold up two fingers, it showed them we had won back-to-back and told them to **** off all in one easy gesture. Cant do that anymore...

 

[crazywildhorse]

We only win by a couple of points, Hawthorn forum meltdown.

#hawthornproblems

 

[JoondalupJ]

We only win by a couple of points, Hawthorn forum meltdown.

#hawthornproblems

Now look madangrysteed we were always going to win. We just know how!

 

[Dinner Plate]

Trying to decide between #hawthornproblems and #premiershiphawthorn ...

#hawthornproblems

#premiershiphawthorn