#hawthornproblems

[Samthegun]

Tell me about it.
My son was born in Feb 2013!
He is the reason.

haha, my son had seen 2 by the time he was 14 months

Well my kids trump yours...they've seen a grand final every 0 years! Hopefully when and if they do get born that will go up...but not too much, if you know what I mean...?!

 

[grumbleguts]

I at one stage of my life had a Hawthorn wooden spoon every single year of my life.

 

[Samthegun]

I at one stage of my life had a Hawthorn wooden spoon every single year of my life.

Terrible...terrible...

The pain us Hawks fans endure.

 

[grumbleguts]

I know right? I was born in 1965 our last spoon. Had to wait 6 years for a flag. Geeze Hawthorn. Get with the program.

 

[Xtreme]

I at one stage of my life had a Hawthorn wooden spoon every single year of my life.

"Insert team" has won 3 wooden spoons in a row meanwhile Hawthorn won 3 premierships in a row

#hawthornproblems

Oh how I wish Carlton had won the last 3 wooden spoons in a row it would have made my original thought funny at least

 

[Xtreme]

Every day is grand final day at Hawthorn

#hawthornproblems

 

[Flukey!]

I at one stage of my life had a Hawthorn wooden spoon every single year of my life.

'27 and '28?

 

[moginie]

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Finished reading this last night. Will I have to buy a new edition or will there be an appendage? Not happy.

Full of factual errors anyway. Some cringeworthy.

crows supporters don't want to discuss football with me any more.

Hang on a minute.... that's a relief!

 

[MightyHawks86]

Running out of fingers to count our premierships on and having to take off shoes to continue

 

[The Jet From Poowong]

Another problem was encountered today.

Much like Christmas decorations that need put away for the following year, I have today carefully stored all the Hawthorn decorations that have been up in my Office for the last month. They’ll be needed again next September.

 

[MrPremiership]

trading fringe Box Hill players for a first round draft pick is considered a inactive trade period

#hawthornproblems

 

[PunkyHawkster]

Trying to think of a catchy slogan to follow threepeat and fourthorn because you know we're gonna need one.

#hawthornproblems

 

[Ugottabjokin]

Going down to the pub and chatting up a couple of girls and feeling disappointed when they mention a 3some and realise that they are not talking about the Hawks.

 

[dean31]

Having your wife's birthday falling right around the Grandfinal weekend and then trying to tell her that they won't make it every year and they do. Despite been a Kennedy member I don't go to every grandfinal for this reason.

#Hawthornproblems

 

[dean31]

Having a BBQ get together for the grandfinal with a few neutrals who get sick of the game by half time and leave the couch to hang by the pool. Just sitting there alone on the couch with a huge grin, chearing every goal that follows.

#Hawthornproblems

 

[Gralin]

Still having 22 premiership players on the list after trade week #hawthornproblems

 

[Hawk of ages]

It's weird, but for some reason when I'm around non hawk supporting mates, I have to do everything three times.

"Quick beer after work?" they ask. "For you maybe" I reply. "But I must have three quick beers".

This is just one example of many.

Note it must be three in a row too. Makes going to the pub with Geelong fans tough. Sitting back waiting while they have their shandy spacer between each.

 

[Blaze Storm]

Trying to think of a catchy slogan to follow threepeat and fourthorn because you know we're gonna need one.

#hawthornproblems

QuinWin
PentaPremier
Hi-Five
Haw-Five

 

[Hawkk]

Our 3peat outlasted the entirety Abbott government

Not sure that has ever happened before

 

[Davo23]

Trying to think of a catchy slogan to follow threepeat and fourthorn because you know we're gonna need one.

#hawthornproblems

I'm just starting to get used to "Threepeat", I still often say "Back2Back"

"Fourpeat" will be a nightmare for us oldies!

 

[Blaze Storm]

I'm just starting to get used to "Threepeat", I still often say "Back2Back"

"Fourpeat" will be a nightmare for us oldies!

"Fourthorn"

 

[GOHORCS]

Thinking of a better term than FourThorn for our next Flag.

Maybe FourPlay would be better!!!!

 

[RelaxMax]

Maybe FourPlay could be better!!!!

I've always thought so

 

[GOHORCS]

Trying to think of a catchy slogan to follow threepeat and fourthorn because you know we're gonna need one.

#hawthornproblems

Trying to think of a catchy slogan to follow threepeat and fourthorn because you know we're gonna need one.

#hawthornproblems

Pent-ultimate

 

[Thaihawk]

I know right? I was born in 1965 our last spoon. Had to wait 6 years for a flag. Geeze Hawthorn. Get with the program.

Spare a thought for those who were born in the 40s. You were lucky gg.