It was me who wrote this extract, and I have come to the realisation that Hawthorn's premiership tally was clearly the result of a flawed country zoning system. A good comparison would be Sir Joh Bjelke-Petersen's dominance of Queensland politics in the same period: both were due to zoning systems that served to ensure their success through giving them unfair access - in the National Party's case to parliamentary seats, and in Hawthorn's to young footballers. Just as seats in the National heartland were allowed to have enrolments half those of Brisbane-based (Labor or Liberal) seats, Hawthorn's country zone had something like five times as many potential VFL footballers as those of Melbourne or Gellong or South Melbourne.
By definition, then, country zoning was a gerrymander in exactly the same way many Australian electoral systems were: it had boundaries drawn to favour some clubs over others. If rotating zones was impossible, the VFL could have split Hawthorn's zone into two. Melbourne, impoverished and tied to the bottom of the ladder under country zoning, could have been given the eastern half. (In this context, I will as why the Yarra Valley region, contiguous with Melbourne's country zone, wasn't part thereof rather than being seen as "metropolitan" when it was much less so than the Frankston/Peninsula region??).
In such circumstances, Hawthorn did not have to have a huge following or wonderful administration to win flags. More than that, the noncombative, accepting-of-defeat culture of most of eastern and outer suburban Melbourne disappeared from Hawthorn through recruits from its country zone.
In fact, if one looks at the histories of Hawthorn and St. Kilda, the two clubs adversely affected by the culture of noncombative marianismo so prevalent in eastern and outer-suburban Melbourne, one sees that almost all their success has been heavily dependent on players from the Peninsula region. In a 1987 Age article, St. Kilda insiders admitted that the loss of players from the Peninsula resulting from country zoning was a major factor in St. Kilda's return to the bottom of the ladder (a position it and Hawthorn monopolised between 1941 and 1955).
At times, when I think of this, one can almost believe that the VFL was mistaken in many respects when dealing with the whole area east and south of the Yarra, at least from the time Hawthorn were originally admitted. Hawthorn's admission was favoured because it would cost existing clubs less than that of Footscray or North Melbourne or Prahran, but the VFL had no knowledge of how the culture of the eastern side of the city would ensure Hawthorn won only 111 of its first 522 VFL games. One can perhaps see similar misjudgments in the location of VFL Park and (to a much lesser extent) the movement of St. kilda to Moorabbin. In both cases, I feel that a better location would, as the histories of Hawthorn and St. Kilda show, much further south and nearer to Port Phillip Bay, where both transport and demand for footy would have been higher.
You've come to the wrong place with your creative writing skills Mr. Unlisted. HFC did OK from the Peninsula; they did even better from the injection of culture by one Mr. John Kennedy, who predated the zoning era.
Now run along.




