Hawthorns "Prime" players

[Josh_hawk]

Wasn't a troll, I'm deeply concerned after realising Isaac Smith was nearly 30 and in his prime. So I decided to investigate Hawthorns prime playing list, surely as a Hawks fan this is deeply concerning for you as well?

Deeply concerned are ya champ?!!

I know the Bays a good laugh and all but f*** man - deeply concerned about another teams list?

Btw do you know what most of those blokes did??



Not concerned.

 

[Josh_hawk]

But tampons are red and white ( the used ones anyway).

I think he forgot the swans are called the bloods

 

[Haduken]

Like a fly to shit.

i concur, threads about Hawthorn are shit..

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Being a Melbourne player, he'd be used to holidays at the end of the season I suppose.

The Tom Mitchell train left Sydney station a couple of years ago.

 

[Josh_hawk]

The Tom Mitchell train left Sydney station a couple of years ago.

Sorely missed on the bullet train to the finals that didn’t happen

 

[QuietB]

They have the best age profile in the league, maybe bar 1. Yet they finished 12th. God help them this year and next... they're in the prime of their premiership window.

They collectively already have 41 premiership medals. How greedy do you want them to be?

 

[Stronzo]

Can the OP explain the use of the term tampon to describe Hawthorn players?

 

[leobarryustar]

Can the OP explain the use of the term tampon to describe Hawthorn players?

tampon

ˈtampɒn/

noun

1. a plug of soft material inserted into the vagina to absorb menstrual blood.

 

[DapperJong]

Cool. Ill leave you to your poo thread.



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Lol cya tampon

 

[TRAWP]

Can the OP explain the use of the term tampon to describe Hawthorn players?

Surely I don't need to enlighten a Bay veteran like yourself what the "tampon" reference is.

It would just take anyone a few moments to look through those listed, games per season record to understand the 3 out 1 in rule.

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

That list is putrid. I feel physically ill.

 

[Collins-Langford-Ayres]

I thought school was back????

 

[TRAWP]

I thought school was back????

You strike me as someone who'd keep a keen eye on that.

 

[TazHawk15]

That list is putrid. I feel physically ill.

Of course you do after all some of them were involved in the arse tearing of 08, suck it up you boring turd.

 

[David Schwarz]

Well done TRAWP

You've posted a middle-of-the-line troll thread, got two pages of brilliant bites, and acted like a colossal tit that enjoys the feeling of their balls swaying in the breeze created by cars passing on a busy freeway

10/10, would read again

 

[RelaxMax]

Well done TRAWP

You've posted a middle-of-the-line troll thread, got two pages of brilliant bites, and acted like a colossal tit that enjoys the feeling of their balls swaying in the breeze created by cars passing on a busy freeway

10/10, would read again

Now that's a ringing endorsement!

 

[bombersfan4000]

Of course you do after all some of them were involved in the arse tearing of 08, suck it up you boring turd.

What is it with you and arses

 

[BloodRet]

Stfu

 

[leobarryustar]

Of course you do after all some of them were involved in the arse tearing of 08, suck it up you boring turd.

He’s back! You need to stop disappearing mate! I’m actually gonna miss you when you die, old man.

 

[TazHawk15]

He’s back! You need to stop disappearing mate! I’m actually gonna miss you when you die, old man.

Just like you miss Kurt?

Never mind you still have Rohan,Parker and about 3 others that do a runner just like your 2014 style runner.

 

[Rennells]

Just found a list of Hawthorn players in the prime of their careers... Concerning indeed!

It must be deeply hurtful for you to be a sydney fan, friend. We fortunate Lords of Hawthorn need not live our lives looking over our shoulders and sniping at winners.

I'm also a little worried the image of Duryea aroused you.

Poor Sydney, poor Lance and poor, poor little Goodes. The latter couldn't do a lap of honour after his retirement as even he acknowledges how widely & deeply hated he is. We sons of Glenferrie don't snipe at such things, friend. We laugh loudly instead while winning flags

 

[brett15]

That list is putrid. I feel physically ill.

talking about putrid, Sydney in the 2016 GF

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

talking about putrid, Sydney in the 2016 GF

.....aaaaaaannnndddd?

 

[maryjames]

Just found a list of Hawthorn players in the prime of their careers... Concerning indeed!

26-30 years of age
James Frawley - Tampon.
Grant Birchall - Tampon every 2nd year, lock in my SC team this year.
Ricky Henderson - Tampon
Paul Puopolo - 30yr old midget
Ben Stratton - Round 3, Pick 46 for a reason.
Cyril Rioli - overrated loser of the highest order carried for a decade turned has-been overrated hack.
Ben McEvoy - He's a big boy.
Isaac Smith - 29yrs old, I gave this bloke the benefit of the doubt when I thought he was 25-26... Choker.
Ty Vickery - Retired Box Hill tampon
Brendan Whitecross - Tampon.
Ryan Schoenmakers - Box Hill tampon.
Taylor Duryea - Caresses his dog uncomfortably.*
Jonathan Ceglar - Tampon
Luke Breust - Solid medium forward
Liam Shiels - Average midfielder.

All in all, Box Hill should have a nice list of players to choose from this year. Breust and Shiels in their primes should be massive!

*Picture of uncomfortable caressing.

Yep. Now spot on.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Well done TRAWP

You've posted a middle-of-the-line troll thread, got two pages of brilliant bites, and acted like a colossal tit that enjoys the feeling of their balls swaying in the breeze created by cars passing on a busy freeway

10/10, would read again

I agree. Jolly good banter.