Hawthorns "Prime" players

[Tigernator]

Whorethorns prime players....

 

[crazywildhorse]

Well done TRAWP

You've posted a middle-of-the-line troll thread, got two pages of brilliant bites, and acted like a colossal tit that enjoys the feeling of their balls swaying in the breeze created by cars passing on a busy freeway

10/10, would read again

And now how can we let this go through to the keeper?

 

[El Dubya]

OP should replace Chris Pelican on Fox Footy or wherever that parasite is sucking cash from this year.

 

[Pessimistic]

what is with all the tampon comments?

Is it that time of month???

From a supporter who’s team look like the tarpons

We are the poos n wees

 

[Pessimistic]

Like a fly to shit.

The shit bit is correct

 

[TRAWP]

Spoke to a Hawthorn fan this weekend out at the local cricket, the bloke was a total w***er like the majority of Hawthorn supporters. Made him aware of this situation that Hawthorn are in, the following was claimed;

James Frawley - Superstar - Top 4 Defender
Grant Birchall - Top 5 running defender.
Paul Puopolo - Top 2 small forward
Cyril Rioli - Best small forward in game.
Ben McEvoy - Top 3 ruckman
Isaac Smith - Top 4 running midfielder
Ryan Schoenmakers - Starter in 90% of teams.
Taylor Duryea - GUN...
Luke Breust - Top 5 small forward.

I didnt argue with the man either, he was wearing his mid 2000's Hawthorn polo that had faded so much that the piss and the shit had blended into nearly the same colour.

 

[TazHawk15]

Spoke to a Hawthorn fan this weekend out at the local cricket, the bloke was a total ****** like the majority of Hawthorn supporters. Made him aware of this situation that Hawthorn are in, the following was claimed;

James Frawley - Superstar - Top 4 Defender
Grant Birchall - Top 5 running defender.
Paul Puopolo - Top 2 small forward
Cyril Rioli - Best small forward in game.
Ben McEvoy - Top 3 ruckman
Isaac Smith - Top 4 running midfielder
Ryan Schoenmakers - Starter in 90% of teams.
Taylor Duryea - GUN...
Luke Breust - Top 5 small forward.

I didnt argue with the man either, he was wearing his mid 2000's Hawthorn polo that had faded so much that the piss and the shit had blended into nearly the same colour.

Did he also mention that the COLA are the Hawks bitches?

9 out of the last 12. Ouch.

 

[TRAWP]

Did he also mention that the COLA are the Hawks bitches?

9 out of the last 12. Ouch.

Even though the bloke looked like a deadset dropkick, I dont think even he was foolish enough to bring up COLA.

 

[TazHawk15]

Even though the bloke looked like a deadset dropkick, I dont think even he was foolish enough to bring up COLA.

But did he bring up the fact you are our bitches?

9 out of the last 12. Ouch.

 

[TRAWP]

But did he bring up the fact you are our bitches?

9 out of the last 12. Ouch.

He may have tried, though I zoned out around the time he told me Shoenmakers was anything better than a Box Hill Hawk.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

He may have tried, though I zoned out around the time he told me Shoenmakers was anything better than a Box Hill Hawk.

Did he mention the Hawks are reigning str8 setters?

 

[leobarryustar]

Did he mention the Hawks are reigning str8 setters?

Ouch

 

[TazHawk15]

^^^^^^^^

Wow two COLA Flogs on the Bay at one time.

Have not seen this phenomenon since the heady days in the week leading up to a certain game in late Sep 2014.

Welcome back ladies.

 

[TazHawk15]

He may have tried, though I zoned out around the time he told me Shoenmakers was anything better than a Box Hill Hawk.

Kind of like how I zoned out when one of my COLA supporting mates tried to tell me that, Rohan,Parker,Tippett,Hanaberry,Reid don't shit themselves in Grand Finals.

 

[Pessimistic]

Spoke to a Hawthorn fan this weekend out at the local cricket, the bloke was a total ****** like the majority of Hawthorn supporters. Made him aware of this situation that Hawthorn are in, the following was claimed;

James Frawley - Superstar - Top 4 Defender
Grant Birchall - Top 5 running defender.
Paul Puopolo - Top 2 small forward
Cyril Rioli - Best small forward in game.
Ben McEvoy - Top 3 ruckman
Isaac Smith - Top 4 running midfielder
Ryan Schoenmakers - Starter in 90% of teams.
Taylor Duryea - GUN...
Luke Breust - Top 5 small forward.

I didnt argue with the man either, he was wearing his mid 2000's Hawthorn polo that had faded so much that the piss and the shit had blended into nearly the same colour.

Let me guess the impression he got of you....

 

[Pessimistic]

The old Geelong Sydney alliance eh?

Got a lot in common not too many teams balls up three straight grand finals

 

[db swannie]

PICTURED: All Players listed above

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Those potatoes look a bit young for Hawfies. They should be old and shrivelled, like Hawforn's list.

 

[leobarryustar]

Kind of like how I zoned out when one of my COLA supporting mates tried to tell me that, Rohan,Parker,Tippett,Hanaberry,Reid don't shit themselves in Grand Finals.

I call bullshit, you dont have any mates

 

[HairyO]

Spoke to a Hawthorn fan this weekend out at the local cricket, the bloke was a total ****** like the majority of Hawthorn supporters. Made him aware of this situation that Hawthorn are in, the following was claimed;

James Frawley - Superstar - Top 4 Defender
Grant Birchall - Top 5 running defender.
Paul Puopolo - Top 2 small forward
Cyril Rioli - Best small forward in game.
Ben McEvoy - Top 3 ruckman
Isaac Smith - Top 4 running midfielder
Ryan Schoenmakers - Starter in 90% of teams.
Taylor Duryea - GUN...
Luke Breust - Top 5 small forward.

I didnt argue with the man either, he was wearing his mid 2000's Hawthorn polo that had faded so much that the piss and the shit had blended into nearly the same colour.

Why does Sydney always lose to Hawthorn?

Shit list?
Shit coach?
Both?

 

[TazHawk15]

The old Geelong Sydney alliance eh?

Got a lot in common not too many teams balls up three straight grand finals

Yep since the old COLA and Handbagger alliance its .

Hawks 3 Premierships.

Handbaggers nil.

COLA nil and two arse tearings.

 

[TazHawk15]

Kind of like how I zoned out when one of my COLA supporting mates tried to tell me that, Rohan,Parker,Tippett,Hanaberry,Reid don't shit themselves in Grand Finals.

I call bullshit, you dont have any mates

I notice you never called bullshit on the Grand Final shit their shorts blokes.

 

[TRAWP]

Let me guess the impression he got of you....

Why does Sydney always lose to Hawthorn?

Shit list?
Shit coach?
Both?

Well considering you're Premiership favourites again with all your healthy youth and all-star "prime" talent...

 

[TazHawk15]

Well considering you're Premiership favourites again with all your healthy youth and all-star "prime" talent...

Do you mean like how the COLA were favourites in the 2014 and 2016 Grand Finals?

Or different?

 

[HairyO]

Well considering you're Premiership favourites again with all your healthy youth and all-star "prime" talent...

Nah. We are very much the "average" team. Yet we always beat the Swans. I assume that makes them very much the "pretenders" team.

 

[TRAWP]

Nah. We are very much the "average" team. Yet we always beat the Swans. I assume that makes them very much the "pretenders" team.

I'm just concerned that with your lack of talent besides, (the ones you've poached) as well as the lack of 26+ year olds of any relevance. We will be seeing this again in the next 5 years without a miracle Buddy and Roughie draft ahead.