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After a failed career as a jockey due to having an enormous head (they couldn't find a helmet big enough to contain it) and still not being quite big enough to qualify as a full-time roller coaster tester, Hayden Slalomtime has manged to forge out a career in the AFL of getting going with the going's good.
Above: Slalomtime comes off his toboggan.
It appears that in-between diving for frees, pulling hair and pinching arses (lol), this feral little Manduran with a heart of shit likes the slopes with an extra steep decline:
2014:
Goals vs top 8: 9 in 6 games for an average of 1.5
Goals vs bottom 10: 13 in 5 games for an average of 2.6
Wowsers. Over a goal a game for a scabbing forward pocket is a big deal. Especially for one that almost singlehandedly cost his team a premiership (I say almost as Pav and Shit Stayne were almost just as much to blame).
Above: Artist's depiction of Hayden Slalomtime vs Richmond on the weekend. SWOOSH!
Above: Slalomtime comes off his toboggan.
It appears that in-between diving for frees, pulling hair and pinching arses (lol), this feral little Manduran with a heart of shit likes the slopes with an extra steep decline:
2014:
Goals vs top 8: 9 in 6 games for an average of 1.5
Goals vs bottom 10: 13 in 5 games for an average of 2.6
Wowsers. Over a goal a game for a scabbing forward pocket is a big deal. Especially for one that almost singlehandedly cost his team a premiership (I say almost as Pav and Shit Stayne were almost just as much to blame).
Above: Artist's depiction of Hayden Slalomtime vs Richmond on the weekend. SWOOSH!
