Hayden Slalomtime - The AFL's Quintessential Down-hill Skier

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MJ..took his warning, nothing illegal in Zac's actions and Farmer took a domestic violence charge.

Now shall we compare WC's history in obeying the law or shall you just claim this is off topic and we move on?
Option 3, you have a cry and suck my balls. I'll allow you to choose the order.
 

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Just released, a beautiful new piece for the Slalomtime collection.

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Also available in "deluxe" version which comes with a replica dog house of the one Hayden found himself in for the 3 months following the 2013 GF.

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*Censored due to BF's family friendly policies - actual model comes with the name tag of "POOPIE" to honour Slalomtime's efforts in front of goal during aforementioned game...
 
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Just released, a beautiful new piece for the Slalomtime collection.

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Also available in "deluxe" version which comes with a replica dog house of the one Hayden found himself in for the 3 months following the 2013 GF.

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*Censored due to BF's family friendly policies - actual model comes with the name tag of "POOPIE" to honour Slalomtime's efforts in front of goal during aforementioned game...
Zac and Frodo gave each other one of these love chains for Christmas in a pretend civil union
 
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Zac's would have had a red ball somewhere on it for sure...
You know the funny thing, Cheffy, from Freo Campaigner will come out ( pun definitely intended) and try to divert people's attention to the down hill skiing capacity of Frodo. It's the Freo way- in their heart they know that Frodo is not only a campaigner but a campaigner who can't get it done on the field but can never admit it.
 

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You know the funny thing, Cheffy, from Freo Campaigner will come out ( pun definitely intended) and try to divert people's attention to the down hill skiing capacity of Frodo. It's the Freo way- in their heart they know that Frodo is not only a campaigner but a campaigner who can't get it done on the field but can never admit it.
Yeah I was quite bemused at the pic that surfaced of him just a few days after his criminal behaviour in the GF where he was smiling and laughing whilst hanging out in some beachside bar with a coupla blokes.
Any decent player who could actually comprehend the gravity of the situation he had just caused for his club on their biggest ever day would most likely be contemplating topping himself.
But not our Balla, swanning around bars and lapping it up like some irresponsible Paris Hilton clone...
 

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Yeah I was quite bemused at the pic that surfaced of him just a few days after his criminal behaviour in the GF where he was smiling and laughing whilst hanging out in some beachside bar with a coupla blokes.
Any decent player who could actually comprehend the gravity of the situation he had just caused for his club on their biggest ever day would most likely be contemplating topping himself.
But not our Balla, swanning around bars and lapping it up like some irresponsible Paris Hilton clone...
I suppose Cam Mooney became a monk after losing you the 2008 GF? Yeah, I can understand how he wouldn't have been able to down a beer for months after that game. :rolleyes:
 

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You know the funny thing, Cheffy, from Freo Campaigner will come out ( pun definitely intended) and try to divert people's attention to the down hill skiing capacity of Frodo. It's the Freo way- in their heart they know that Frodo is not only a campaigner but a campaigner who can't get it done on the field but can never admit it.
I suppose Cam Mooney became a monk after losing you the 2008 GF? Yeah, I can understand how he wouldn't have been able to down a beer for months after that game. :rolleyes:
As predicted, deflection and diversion. While you are on fire Royals. Who is going to win the wooden spoon this year?
 

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I suppose Cam Mooney became a monk after losing you the 2008 GF? Yeah, I can understand how he wouldn't have been able to down a beer for months after that game. :rolleyes:
No he did the right thing and put himself into eternal exile by becoming a Fox Footy regular…

Ahh boundary riding, where all ex-footballers in limbo prolong their 'careers'...
 

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What's Lingy in exile for?
Being voted the sexiest man in the AFL of course.

Judgement was handed down by that bunch of extremely gorgeous oil paintings of men at the AFLPA, the self appointed "Sherrifs of beauty".
Poor old Lingy became his own worst enemy in the looker stakes when up against those CK dudes.

 

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And now for something designed by young master Slalomtime himself - the purple onesie with easy access back-flap.



Never worry about having to carry that loaded diaper around with you again if you ever find yourself on the MCG in the paralyzingly frightening last game of an AFL season.
This handy feature was carefully thought out by young Hayden after his personal experience in the terrifying aforementioned situation and thanks to his expertise you'll never find yourself embarrassingly making a mess in your shorts again.

Also keeps you warm as a bonus when you find yourself all alone and lost in the outdoor wilds of expulsion or banishment from your own shithouse clubhouse.

Get in now as these will prove to be veeeery popular amongst the club and supporter base of the Fremantle Dockers.
 

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And now for something designed by young master Slalomtime himself - the purple onesie with easy access back-flap.



Never worry about having to carry that loaded diaper around with you again if you ever find yourself on the MCG in the paralyzingly frightening last game of an AFL season.
This handy feature was carefully thought out by young Hayden after his personal experience in the terrifying aforementioned situation and thanks to his expertise you'll never find yourself embarrassingly making a mess in your shorts again.

Also keeps you warm as a bonus when you find yourself all alone and lost in the outdoor wilds of expulsion or banishment from your own shithouse clubhouse.

Get in now as these will prove to be veeeery popular amongst the club and supporter base of the Fremantle Dockers.
The easy access rear would have come in handy for scarlett during his last game.
 
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