Hayden Slalomtime - The AFL's Quintessential Down-hill Skier

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Was better than footsteps Danny Pearce. How soft is he????
He was my tip for worst on ground in the GF last year. Soft as they come.


Watched most of the first quarter and saw Ballantyne try to lay about 4 bumps instead of applying tackling pressure. Good to see he's learnt nothing from humiliating himself on the big stage last year and won't stick to the basics.

Probably caught a whiff of his own shit after getting in the AA squad and talked himself into thinking he was a half decent player.
 

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7 touches in a game?

shit we are going to have to pay him 800k next year
You already did that with a footballer that can't kick. :thumbsu:

Nice avatar, does that index finger he's pointing up represent how much he contributed to the team's score today?

lol
 

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Didn't see the game, how did Spraythem Chokintime go today?
He huffed, and he puffed, then the opening siren sounded and he took his invisibility tablet, which worked very well for the most part.

What a slalom artist that bloke is. All shit tough guy routines in the H&A season, then squib in the tough games.

Pav and Sandilands must despair that their careers will end playing with chumps like Crowley and Slalomtime.
 

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He got a broken jaw during the game and stayed on. Going in for surgery tomorrow but hasn't been ruled out for the semi yet.

He might be an annoying shit, but he is a hard bastard.
Perhaps if tried concentrating on fundamentals instead of being a faux tough guy he would've been fine?
 
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He got a broken jaw during the game and stayed on. Going in for surgery tomorrow but hasn't been ruled out for the semi yet.

He might be an annoying shit, but he is a hard bastard.
So if he actually scored goals you would not be playing this week. Loves the skis.
 
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