Good thread Bender, there are some finer points you touched on, truthful as well. (seriously, almost averaging almost 1 whole goal a game against lower teams).
We will not stand for it and employ some important tactics for Hayden to use, at least at the home games, like Josh Kennedy (yep found the secret).
Now To combat this statistical anomaly, we will be employing the "WCE/Coles big stupid ass pointing finger
TM." tactic to let Hayden know where the goals are.
It is similar to the tactic that a Hawks supporter used in a match up at the Gold Coast, but being an Eagles idea, they also were ingenious enough to get the advertising bucks that come with it.
But the double edged sword that came with it was the fact that the signage was on display for the opposition purely for the exposure, which in turn may be the reason that Josh Kennedy is the biggest flat track bully in front of goals against minnows, whilst seasoned teams get the advantage of a free target and can make the most of it (unlike the WCE rabble currently).
Seriously, Slalomtime. How many sleepless nights did it take you to come up with that one. 3-4 weeks worth?