Hayden Slalomtime - The AFL's Quintessential Down-hill Skier

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You're just getting edgy because it's only 2 weeks until WC's grand final against Freo.
Pencil in a big one for Slalomtime, West Coast ladder position: 11th... but you used the term Grand Final...

No Hayden, don't think about it! NOOOOO!

 

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Good thread Bender, there are some finer points you touched on, truthful as well. (seriously, almost averaging almost 1 whole goal a game against lower teams).


We will not stand for it and employ some important tactics for Hayden to use, at least at the home games, like Josh Kennedy (yep found the secret).

Now To combat this statistical anomaly, we will be employing the "WCE/Coles big stupid ass pointing finger TM." tactic to let Hayden know where the goals are.



It is similar to the tactic that a Hawks supporter used in a match up at the Gold Coast, but being an Eagles idea, they also were ingenious enough to get the advertising bucks that come with it.

But the double edged sword that came with it was the fact that the signage was on display for the opposition purely for the exposure, which in turn may be the reason that Josh Kennedy is the biggest flat track bully in front of goals against minnows, whilst seasoned teams get the advantage of a free target and can make the most of it (unlike the WCE rabble currently).


Seriously, Slalomtime. How many sleepless nights did it take you to come up with that one. 3-4 weeks worth?
 

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Seriously, Slalomtime. How many sleepless nights did it take you to come up with that one. 3-4 weeks worth?
I know that would be the normal turn around for the average Cockburn cave dweller to deliver such scathing wit, but it was a 30 second loaf pinching that brought it to me.
 

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Slalomtime. Ha ha, it's funny because it.... nah, it's not funny. That's really reaching Bendy.

Bitten by the wce downhill skiing thread much?
If I had known it would have had such a detrimental impact on his emotional well being I would never have started that damn thread!
 
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If I had known it would have had such a detrimental impact on his emotional well being I would never have started that damn thread!
Now I must admit, when I was flicking through The Slalomtime Collection catalogue, I did dog-ear a page for a Christmas gift for you:



Above: The Slalomtime Pop-up Sprinkler Gift Set - perfect for when you come up against sides in the finals and you just don't have the ticker to play from siren to siren but still need to wash after the game (also available in Shit Stayne Brown).
 
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It takes a special player to win the Neon Leon award for worst GF player on the field. Ballantyne has joined the pantheon of these greats.
 
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Yes you would. So would I. It's going to be apt when he melts down in his own snow related thread.
That's great Reg, can I recommend this little number for you from The Slalomtime Collection catalogue for when you and Mudd have your next catch up:



Above: The Slalomtime Dawson Party Dress, for when you need easy access for schlong foundling in hotels across the globe.
 

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Now I must admit, when I was flicking through The Slalomtime Collection catalogue, I did dog-ear a page for a Christmas gift for you:
It would be rude if I also didn't return the favor by giving you a gift.


Keep this handy when posting in west coast down hill skiing threads, it will help to avoid future embarrassment.
 
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Geez Cockburn boys, can't we just play nice and keep to the thread topic?

Would appear that you're struggling to handle the heat and have to keep referring to irrelevant content.

Oh wait, we're talking about Slalomtime! Seems you guys are keeping with the theme!

Carry on.:)
 
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Actually not, they actually win grand finals - not just compete.
Well it's been a while since West Coast have played in a grand final, so forgive me for being a little sketchy.

However if he is indeed a downhill skier, he would definitely fit in with the rest of them down at West Coast

Kudos for staying on topic :thumbsu:
 
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