Hayden Slalomtime - The AFL's Quintessential Down-hill Skier

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#51
Another nice accessory from the 'Slalomtime Collection' = Fingerless snow gloves*.



Perfect for getting a good grip on those hard to hold places that would otherwise prove too difficult for full gloves such as testicles, pubic hair and basically anywhere else around the male groin region.

*Also available in squirrel grip brown.

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#52
Another nice accessory from the 'Slalomtime Collection' = Fingerless snow gloves*.



Perfect for getting a good grip on those hard to hold places that would otherwise prove too difficult for full gloves such as testicles, pubic hair and basically anywhere else around the male groin region.

*Also available in squirrel grip brown.

Heave-HO!!!
Yes I'm sure you Geelong supporters have many fond memories of Hayden

This is one of my favourites :)

 
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Ahhh the Slalomtime abberation, played alright in that match.

Reverted to type the following week against Adelaide though. Pop-up, pop-down.
Played pretty well in the both the PF and QF last year as well IIRC

Do you think that goals are the only indicator to whether he's having a good game?
 

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the usual handful of anti-freo sad cases have come out of the woodwork, at least troll one of our spud players like dawson or pearce not one of the gun small forwards of the comp.
 

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Still hurts huh?

It's OK - you'll beat us one day.
Hey look mate if you wanna pick and choose which Slalomtime memories are best for you then be my guest, I was just responding to someone else.
But by jingo didn't that GF provide some lasting ones huh? Burn't into some peoples retinas I'd reckon...
 

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Hey look mate if you wanna pick and choose which Slalomtime memories are best for you then be my guest, I was just responding to someone else.
But by jingo didn't that GF provide some lasting ones huh? Burn't into some peoples retinas I'd reckon...
It's OK, I'm sure you won't run into us again this year....it's someone else's time to knock you out.

Crowls and Balla - always good for a Cats suspension or two.
 

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Yeah was gonna mention it but then he'd probably threaten to put me on ignore. Oh heavens...
Why would I put you on ignore?

You're funny in a bumbling, shit scared of Freo way ....it's all very amusing.

Bender - well I like his old stuff better than his new stuff.

Anyway Bender back to Chris Mayne sounds like Shitstayne .......can I have a hallelujah!
 

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#73
lulz, shitting yourself. You were never cut out for the Bay Moo.
Sorry Moo, try as you may to palm off your bullshit as a joke, you and I both know that it wasn't.

As soon as the heat comes you cross a line, then proceed to dribble sanctimonious turd.

So here's my take away message, you're a spineless 2 faced dickhead who follows a joke of a football club.

Enjoy.:thumbsu:
I am the Bay, you're a mogul.
 
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