Hayden Slalomtime - The AFL's Quintessential Down-hill Skier

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Getting shaky now eh! Couldn't help yourself.

Need someone to help you stand up princess?
Love your work Bends....

'Do you even watch football?' .......meltdown

'You're a spineless 2 faced dickhead who follows a joke of a football club' ....no meltdown

The only one shaky here is Bender J Fox.
 
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Love your work Bends....

'Do you even watch football?' .......meltdown

'You're a spineless 2 faced dickhead who follows a joke of a football club' ....no meltdown

The only one shaky here is Bender J Fox.

Found something for you on p27 of The Slalomtime Collection Moo:



Above: The Slalomtime Gimp Mask, ideal for Cockburn supporters for those occasions when you're getting "double teamed".
 

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Found something for you on p27 of The Slalomtime Collection Moo:



Above: The Slalomtime Gimp Mask, ideal for Cockburn supporters for those occasions when you're getting "double teamed".
Ha ha ha ....look a mask and it's purple.

Oh Bender_ .....:thumbsu: You've done it again.
 

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Balla really pulls through in big games.

At home - 46 games -88.56, 18 brownlow votes 14.87 disposals
Away- 46 games 59.41, 2 Brownlow votes, 12.96 disposals
Finals - 5 games- 6.6 goals, 11.8 disposals

His favourite team:

Richmond 7 games 20.4

The ultimate home town bully.

Good work by the downhill skier.
 
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Balla really pulls through in big games.

At home - 46 games -88.56, 18 brownlow votes 14.87 disposals
Away- 46 games 59.41, 2 Brownlow votes, 12.96 disposals
Finals - 5 games- 6.6 goals, 11.8 disposals

His favourite team:

Richmond 7 games 20.4

The ultimate home town bully.

Good work by the downhill skier.
And they say it doesn't snow in WA!



SWOOSH!
 

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The next big thing off the Slalomtime Collection range =



Purple thermals, the next big thing that even come with a handy flap in the back for just such occasions when you may need to keep your feathers numbered… Or quickly empty a load after being overawed from big-game-eritis…

Warning - does not protect feet from getting cold on a big day...
 
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The next big thing off the Slalomtime Collection range =



Purple thermals, the next big thing that even come with a handy flap in the back for just such occasions when you may need to keep your feathers numbered… Or quickly empty a load after being overawed from big-game-eritis…

Warning - does not protect feet from getting cold on a big day...
Or bending over and assuming the position.
 

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Balla really pulls through in big games.

At home - 46 games -88.56, 18 brownlow votes 14.87 disposals
Away- 46 games 59.41, 2 Brownlow votes, 12.96 disposals
Finals - 5 games- 6.6 goals, 11.8 disposals

His favourite team:

Richmond 7 games 20.4

The ultimate home town bully.

Good work by the downhill skier.
Lets compare him with Norf's best small forward, Divesey Thomas.

Home - 70 games - 120 goals (1.7 av) - 11.13 av disposals
Away - 68 games - 108 goals (1.6 av) - 11.30 av disposals
Finals - 2 Games - 0 goals (0 av) - 8 av disposals

Zero career goals in finals. Thomas has his measure in this category.
 
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