News HBF, what were doing you in Beijing two weeks ago?

[Silvagnis]

Ralph magazine wants its plastic boobs back

MEN'S magazine says 130,000 inflatable breasts intended as a free gift for its January issue have gone missing en route to Australia.

A spokeswman for Ralph magazine said the container carrying $200,000 worth of plastic breasts left docks in Beijing two weeks ago but turned up empty in Sydney this week.

The magazine has put out an alert to shipping authorities but if the breasts didn't turn up in the next 48 hours it would be too late for the next issue, she said.

Ralph editor Santi Pintado urged anyone with information to contact the magazine.

"Unless Somali pirates have stolen them its difficult to explain where they are," Pintado said.

"If anyone finds any washed up on a beach, please let us know."

 

[bLuEbOy1984]

LOL @ Somali pirates

 

[HBF]

Keep an eye on ebay everyone.

 

[thylacine60]

Guess they're all C-cups now.

 

[The Cranium]

Keep an eye on ebay everyone.

Keep us abreast of the situation will ya HBF

 

[thylacine60]

There is a search going on but I can't see it getting much support.

 

[Silvagnis]

They should have stolen 8,008,135 fake breasts.

 

[thylacine60]

Good chance some fisherman will catch them if he throws out enough berlei.

 

[HBF]

Keep us abreast of the situation will ya HBF

Boobies......

 

[Sublime]

They should have stolen 8,008,135 fake breasts.

Surely you mean 55318008??

 

[Blue Dawn]

How could 130,000 INFLATABLE t***ies disappear at sea?

 

[Sublime]

How could 130,000 INFLATABLE t***ies disappear at sea?

Perhaps someone put them somewhere safe and then forgot where they are due to his bad mammary?

 

[thylacine60]

Perhaps someone put them somewhere safe and then forgot where they are due to his bad mammary?

There was simply no need for that.

 

[Sublime]

There was simply no need for that.

You're such a boob sometimes Thy.

 

[The Cranium]

The pirates need to be shot down with a couple of big bazookas

 

[Silvagnis]

Keep an eye on ebay everyone.

Keep them for a year.

Terry Wallace will trade you a second and third round pick for any boob.

 

[s1bbald]

Feel sorry for Ralph magazine, something like this might result in them going bust.

 

[thylacine60]

Feel sorry for Ralph magazine, something like this might result in them going bust.

That's just appalling.

 

[bLuEbOy1984]

hahahahaha

 

[HBF]

Keep them for a year.

Terry Wallace will trade you a second and third round pick for any boob.

Only if their a tight-arse.

 

[Silvagnis]

Missing shipment of inflatable breasts found in Melbourne

Told you. *cue eery music*

 

[Salaryman]

Missing shipment of inflatable breasts found in Melbourne

Told you. *cue eery music*

LOL, prophetic

 

[thylacine60]

Missing shipment of inflatable breasts found in Melbourne

Told you. *cue eery music*

Nice play, Tex.

 

[thegreenmachine]

He was on bigfooty, being one of these.
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=13242886&postcount=81
The question really is, as Dawny was in China sometime ago, where was he?
But I guess he was just smoking ass and making one of himself like he always does.