Headline Horror

[DERO]

Tom Bellchambers replaced by Nick O'Brien to model club polo shirts.

 

[hotkorma]

Ambrose ready to regain form in the ruck

 

[Howard Moon]

HANKS FOR COMING

Henry Slattery appointed EFC defensive line coach. Takes McGrath under his wing in a mentoring role.

 

[jmoo wan]

Essendon has made three changes to the side to take on GWS this Saturday at Spotless Stadium.

Brent Stanton, Ben Howlett and Martin Gleeson return while Darcy Parish (calf), James Kelly (groin) and Matt Dea have been left out.

 

[Unfazed]

Essendon has made three changes to the side to take on GWS this Saturday at Spotless Stadium.

Brent Stanton, Ben Howlett and Martin Gleeson return while Darcy Parish (calf), James Kelly (groin) and Matt Dea have been left out.

Yep. would hate to read that headline...oh wait.

 

[Nuggs Bunny]

'Steven Denk' Hired as Head of Performance

 

[Howard Moon]

Dank meme goes viral, offsite injection clinics blamed.

 

[Runk]

Essendon make 1.9 million dollar offer for Tyrone Vickery.

'He'll help our forwards for the next ten years!' Says club source.

 

[windyhill]

Buddah confesses : melanotan drug drug didn't work for me.

 

[Seb78]

HANKS FOR COMING

Henry Slattery appointed EFC defensive line coach. Takes McGrath under his wing in a mentoring role.

Gold right there

 

[Doss]

Essendon has made three changes to the side to take on GWS this Saturday at Spotless Stadium.

Brent Stanton, Ben Howlett and Martin Gleeson return while Darcy Parish (calf), James Kelly (groin) and Matt Dea have been left out.

I've seen New York Times headlines that are longer.

 

[Howard Moon]

Essendon bowls club claims TVSC land precinct in Tullamarine as their traditional lands in landmark land rights case.

 

[carloss]

Essendon fail to score goal in 1st half

 

[Howard Moon]

Adrian Dodoro confesses he plans to use the Hawthorne rebuild model moving forward for the EFC.

 

[Lore]

Adrian Dodoro confesses he plans to use the Hawthorne rebuild model moving forward for the EFC.

 

[DapperDon]

Essendon admit to TB4 use
"Could have been over in 3 months sources say"

 

[blitzer]

Essendon Draft Pick Nightmare

Essendon have made a grievous error with their first round pick, accidentally drafting a 32 year old local footballer instead of a highly talented explosive mid who happened to have the same name. They were said to have read the wrong player number by mistake which has lead to the mix up.

The AFL have said that all draft nominations must stand and that all clubs should consider this as a warning to be more prudent.

 

[CBombers17]

Michael Hurley blah blah blah Uber driver

 

[CBombers17]

Dodoro stands down as Sheedy prepares for recruitment role.

 

[quotemokc]

Darcy Parish calf worse than Bennell's.

 

[Snake Charmer]

Essendon select Nathan Lovett-Murray with there first rounder. NLM expected to take number 1 ruck role in round 1 clash against the Crows

 

[hotkorma]

EssenDONE: Dons rue Carlton loss as unlikely finals berth comes up 1% short

 

[fairbump_playon]

Langford to Hawthorn

 

[Old Stuckup]

Joe Daniher suffers year ending injury

You're a ******* dead man if I ever see this.

That's a fair deal

 

[Jade]

Joe Daniher suffers year ending injury

MOTHER*er I WILL CUT YOU