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[eDPS]

MOTHER****** I WILL CUT YOU

That was last year champ

 

[boncer34]

Orazigo: Fantasia Goes Home

 

[Jade]

That was last year champ

You just made the list.

 

[jmoo wan]

Triple Threat: Superstar Trio sign massive 3 year deals. Josh Green, Travis Colyer and Jackson Merrett are #BackIn for 2019

 

[Maxabillions]

Daniher??? Joe to become Josie and switch to AFLW

 

[TheFrenchCut]

Essendon extend pokies presence in Melton

https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl/essendon-extend-pokies-presence-in-melton-20180709-p4zqcq.html

 

[akiva]

Carldon: Essendon set to merge with Carlton.

 

[Blind Turn]

Hawthorn wins it’s third straight premiership!

In other news Essendon is preparing for the fallout of losing star players for 2021 as the first team to be demoted under the new relegation rules.

 

[Pweter]

Carldon: Essendon set to merge with Carlton.

Too far dude, too far.

 

[Eagle Wrath]

Nic nat does his other knee.

 

[boncer34]

Carldon: Essendon set to merge with Carlton.

Actually it'd be Essenton to save commentators having to learn a new club name.

 

[Liberator]

Stringer Swaps Pork Sword For The Lord; ‘The Package’ to join the Benedictine order, unsure about footy future.

 

[VelvetSledge]

EssenDONE: Dons rue Carlton loss as unlikely finals berth comes up 1% short

This will happen.

****

 

[Seagrave_Holmes]

''Jackson Merrett dons the sash for another two seasons"

 

[eth-dog]

"Essendon attract Free Agents Claye Beams and Brendan Whitecross on two year deals".

 

[Shanghaistu]

Woosha makes promise to be more conservative at the selection table;

Or,

Francis breaks world record for most number of consecutive games named as an emergency

 

[hotkorma]

In the BINder: Essendon dissociates itself from dating app, bans all members who have it installed

 

[VelvetSledge]

In the BINder: Essendon dissociates itself from dating app, bans all members who have it installed

Your avatar made me spit out my drink holy shit

 

[Howard Moon]

EFC spearhead shares goal kicking tips with rookie