Headlines we will see in 2008

[Shane Hird]

BigFooty.com Bans all Hawthorn Posts

 

[lenny&carl]

Marty Clarke - Nature's Greatest Miracle

 

[lenny&carl]

Don't Drop the Soap Vossy

 

[Shinboner Schem]

"Aker advocates new team for South East Asia"

"Richardson retires"

"Knights defends youth policy following poor form"

 

[PieLebo87]

Kennett would ensure that Rudd stays.

God I hope so

 

[waterandsand]

"demetriou insists: square ball is better for the game"

"insider reveals hawthorn rectruitment policy: 3 strikes, you're in!"

"Aker dobs in team mate: i know who drank the last powerade"

"relationship stuns footy world, crawford and sam newman can't hide it any longer"

Pure gold

here is some we may see


'Hutchy proven to be Caro'

'Caro proven to be a succubus though not at all beautiful as legend would have it'

'Buddy loses all his money at the track after battling an addiction to cough medicine'

 

[Mingo]

"Wallace claims 0-22 season is important for 2011 rebuilding".

That's quality.

 

[wce4premiership]

Ben Cousins Fully rehabilitated, saves 15 people in house fire whilst fireman were nowhere to be seen.

 

[bomba4eva]

"Bombers Running Riot"

"Gumbleton could be the next Carey"

"Knights quickly becoming highly respected by the football world"

"Collingwood: A tale of woe and agony as the season slips by the way side"

"Even Judd Cant Help Them" (Forlorn picture of Judd as Carlton cop another 100 point belting)

 

[bomba4eva]

Bryce Gibbs traded for witches hat.

AHAHAHAHA that is pure GOLD

 

[AndyD]

Choco Williams: "I made up for the 119 point loss by eating 119 pies."

Knights requests all TD games played under closed roof after suffering sever sunburn from delivering 1/4 time & 3/4 time addresses.

Legend attacks modern game.

Newman in trouble

0-6 Eagles SOS to Rowan Jones: Save Us!

 

[pazza]

Kevin Sheedy appointed to coach Richmond - Nathan Brown seeks trade.

 

[DeadlyAkkuret]

Ling finally removes Halloween mask from 1993

Kerr starts Taxi businees: Claims he doesn't see the irony

Barry Hall takes pack mark

Thurgood Vanishes: Last seen turning to his side

 

[smiddaz123]

'Judd reveales Jewish heritage'

 

[mattdavies_03]

Ling finally removes Halloween mask from 1993

Kerr starts Taxi businees: Claims he doesn't see the irony

Barry Hall take pack mark

Thurgood Vanishes: Last seen turning to his side

lol those are gold

Buddy Busted

or

Kosi injured by strong breeze

 

[SS_Fury]

Ling finally removes Halloween mask from 1993

Kerr starts Taxi businees: Claims he doesn't see the irony

Barry Hall takes pack mark

Thurgood Vanishes: Last seen turning to his side

hahaha nice

 

[Crimson King]

Ling finally removes Halloween mask from 1993

Kerr starts Taxi businees: Claims he doesn't see the irony

Barry Hall takes pack mark

Thurgood Vanishes: Last seen turning to his side

Gold.

 

[Mingo]

Ling finally removes Halloween mask from 1993

Thurgood Vanishes: Last seen turning to his side

Love em.

 

[Father Jack]

'Judd to Walk in Kouta's Footsteps'
- "I consider it an honour to wear the neck-brace and wield the nerf broomstick" Judd states in press conference on the set of Gladiators.

 

[Bollox]

WORSFOLD STANDS DOWN IN DISGRACE

" John Worsfold has stood down as senior coach of the West Coast Eagles after serious allegations he had knowledge of and conspired to cover up performance enhancing and illicit drug taking at the club "

DONS FANS WANT HORSBOROUGH OUT

" After losing their first 5 matches of the season Dons fans have pointed their frustration squarely at the man they blame most for Sheedy being sacked "

WALLACE ATTEMPTS TO RENEW CONTRACT

" Round 16...After Richmond won their second match in two weeks Terry Wallace has demanded a 5 year contract extension before the present contract has even expired. Sources claim Wallace believes winning 2 in a row is proof of his long term plan succeding depite the W2-L14 record in 08 "

JUDDY AND BECCY TO TIE THE KNOT

" Chris Judd has taken advantage of spare time on the Carlton long term injury list to announce a wedding date in 2009 "

 

[Tiger_Of_Old]

JUDD DROPS REBECCA FOR DICK-So impressed by Carlton president Dick Pratt, Chris Judd has separated from longtime GF Rebecca and moved in with Dick Pratt.
Judd although has denied that he will change his name to Pratt.

 

[HappyHawk]

Didak joins Hell's Angel's - Gives McGuire ultimatums

 

[HappyHawk]

Wallace guarantees Flag by 2090

 

[Shinboner Schem]

"Bombers Running Riot"

"Gumbleton could be the next Carey"

"Knights quickly becoming highly respected by the football world"

"Collingwood: A tale of woe and agony as the season slips by the way side"

"Even Judd Cant Help Them" (Forlorn picture of Judd as Carlton cop another 100 point belting)

Followed a few weeks later by:
"Fumbleton blows it"


"Knights adopts Wallace line: rebuilding for 2011"

 

[MadDawg]

'Judd sucks' - Dick