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- Aug 1, 2011
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No you dirty man.
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Larynxes you would punch without a second thought?Not a head but a voice. The bloke that talks over the sportsbet ads
Grant Denyer? I think he has already been mentioned.
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The first two might be considered women but the last two are a bunch of hateful campaigners.
This Josh bloke on MKR gets the fists twitching in a big way.
He's also an alcoholic, but that often goes hand in hand...Yeah he's pretty great.
For a wife beater, I guess.
What's the bet he is saying oi oi oi
Elite crows feetJust because those drooling faeces munchers at 7 are doing another puff piece on him and letting him air his stupid poisonous sunscreen s**t some more.
I score this post an 8/10Literally any judge in a reality TV show aside from Dicko.
Reasons:
- the food judges. F*** me, you're judging food. I could walk to the f***ing corner shop and pick up something delicious in a Four N Twenty or Mrs Macs packet you f***ing polesmokers. You're not judging the quality of a nuclear power plant that will stop climate change, you're judging a f***ing dessert that some fame hungry f***wit has whipped up.
- talent show judges. Delta, no one gives a f*** whether you are 'getting into it' or not. You don't have to dance like a f***ong Byron bay hippy to show that you're enjoying it. To the Madden boys - you're in a band that's about as hard as a bar of wet soap. Stop making out like you're some extreme rock element in an otherwise pop landscape. Oh, and to all judges, just because someone has the distortion up to, say, 4, on their backing track, it doesn't suddenly make a song by Pink some hard rock anthem.
- building and Reno shows. F***ing well done on having a heap of leg ups that the average Aussie home owner never gets to see, because like most other people when it comes to their own welfare and wellbeing, you're 'willing to get in and get your hands dirty.' Congrats on somehow managing to get a unique blend of modern and traditional - except it's not unique is it, because everyone has it.
In case you didn't know, I hate reality TV. I want to kill everyone on it, not just punch them.
The reason Dicko is an exception? He knows the score. On idol he basically laid the cards down from the start and said to contestants that they're going to be used to make money and all he ever did was look at them with that potential.