Rumour Heater seen in 'sumo suit' in ch7 jumping castle

[the distributer]

Just reported on C7, Shaws skin folds are over 50% and he will not play until they're under.

 

[Adz]

Him and Swan should be sent to Utah to get fit.

 

[Wooljay]

How does this sort of thing even get into the media? This seems like something that should and would be kept in house. This is so frustrating as a supporter because players like Marley Williams and Jordan Russell just aren't even in the same league as Shaw and yet they're getting games ahead of him because of his own bullshit.

 

[mattys123]

Has he been on the Andrew Krakouer diet?

Terrible really if true, we have given this bloke so many chances and he's still taking it for granted.

 

[jerry springer]

why wouldnt you send him to the VFL to get some match fitness? something not right here

 

[Go_Brad_Dick]

I'm calling BS.
He's been well fit all year and playing well albeit acting like an 8 year old on field which is a bigger issue than body fat.

 

[the distributer]

why wouldnt you send him to the VFL to get some match fitness? something not right here

Good point.

 

[tazzawazza]

Just reported on C7, Shaws skin folds are over 50% and he will not play until they're under.

What does under skin mean?

 

[Pera]

From what I've seen this year, he looks lean and fit.

Hopefully not true though.

 

[Da Main Man]

Heater slack? bit of an oxymoron eh?

 

[Smoky]

Garbage... He was near Best on ground the 2 weeks before he got suspended.

 

[Mame]

50%. What does that actally mean cos it certainly aint body fat percentage.

 

[orion21]

Sat with him at the season launch an he said he had a very good pre-season. ........something has gone wrong if the case

 

[the distributer]

What does under skin mean?

under 50% sparky.

 

[Markfs]

Just reported on C7, Shaws skin folds are over 50% and he will not play until they're under.

reported by who??? I just reported that Sam Mitchell has left his wife and kids and is now dating a transvestite..... If anyone wants any more reports, feel free to message me ..

 

[SuperSub17]

50%. What does that actally mean cos it certainly aint body fat percentage.

You would hope so.

 

[loki04]

50%. What does that actally mean cos it certainly aint body fat percentage.

haha ikr Sumo Shaw must of wacked them on Hardcore on his week off lmao.

Heres a guide for those who don't know.

 

[Kirby]

This is a load of crap.

50%? Wtf?

He's not Rossie O'Donnell.

Absolute load of balls.

 

[jmac70]

Total crap.

 

[sirene]

Damn, I also sat with Heath at Season Launch; if his skin folds are over 50%, then mine are over 500%.

(and for the record, they are not quite that bad)

 

[Quicky]

How does this sort of thing even get into the media? This seems like something that should and would be kept in house. This is so frustrating as a supporter because players like Marley Williams and Jordan Russell just aren't even in the same league as Shaw and yet they're getting games ahead of him because of his own bullshit.

1. We have a rat in the ranks; or
2. Ch7 is making up s**t.

Take your pick. They're really the only two options.

 

[sirene]

1. We have a rat in the ranks; or
2. Ch7 is making up s**t.

Take your pick. They're really the only two options.

Probably a little bit of both.

 

[76woodenspooners]

If anybody objects to the thread title, please suggest a new one (and a reason) and us mods will happily change it.

 

[Quicky]

Probably a little bit of both.

What's your theory? That someone said they saw the test results and Shaw was slightly flabby compared to known benchmarks? That said informants Cousins, Brothers, Sister told her hairdresser who knows journo xyz at ch7 reported the travesty? FWIW I have had some pretty mad enquiries come through from journos chasing stories before. Some seriously laughable s**t.

 

[the distributer]

This is a load of crap.

50%? Wtf?

He's not Rossie O'Donnell.

Absolute load of balls.

That's what BT-Darcy said, skin folds were over 50%, maybe they stuffed that bit up, not sure.