Pregnancy & Parenting Hello, my name is Mr. Burns.

[Mr Gor]

 

[Lazarus]

"Shake harder, boy!"

 

[Leon]

"It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life"

 

[pezz]

When I was 17
I had some very good beer
I had some very good beer
That I purchased
With a fake ID
My name was Brian McGee
I stayed up listening to Queen
When I was 17

 

[pezz]

 

[Ben the Gooner]

 

[centrelink1]

 

[Ben the Gooner]

 

[Ben the Gooner]

 

[Phone]

ben never post in here again

that's probably been posted but.

 

[rossi]

Lousy Smarch weather

 

[THRILLHO]

 

[THRILLHO]

 

[Joey Banana]

**** The Simpsons used to be awesome. Then season 9 finished and it went downhill pretty quick.

Suffice to say it's nowhere near as funny as it used to be. Season 22 at the moment... **** me Don't know why anyone even bothers watching it. I gave up back around 2002/2003.

I will always be glad I have seasons 1-9 on DVD

Agree with everything said here

 

[KruZin]

Yes.


Woozle wuzzle.

 

[moistie]

TV Announcer 1: Plus the amazing...
TV Announcer 2: The outstanding...
TV Announcer 3: The unbelievable...
All 3: Truckasaurus!!
TV Announcer 2: Twenty tons and four stories of car-crunching, fire-breathing prehistoric insanity!
TV Announcer 1: One night only!
TV Announcer 2: One night only!
TV Announcer 3: One night only at the Springfield Speedway this Saturday
TV Announcer 1: If you miss this, you better be dead or in jail.
TV Announcer 2: And if you're in jail, break out!
TV Announcer 3: Be there!

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!
Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
[Krusty:] Hey Hey
The Federal Highway comission has ruled the
Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.
Canyonero!
12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)
She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!
Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)

Call Mr Plow, that is my name.
That name again is Mr Plow.

The land of chocolate.

Lenny: Homer, what's the matter? Ain't you ever seen a naked chick riding a clam before?

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[yeah_nah]

Land of chocolate

Germans - ah so where were we?
Homer - uh.. you were telling me about how you are from the land of chocolate
Germans - That was 10 minutes ago!

 

[triplejdude]

Absolute top shelf thread

Stupid like a fox!

 

[centrelink1]

mmm... half price chocolate

 

[Mattman93]

How could I forget:

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"You can run but you can't glide!"

 

[THRILLHO]

Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat!

 

[saint_larry]

 

[Chad Sexington]

I'll have a yellow boat please with extra motor

 

[Scrads]

Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito.

 

[Lazarus]

It fell off a truck truck....truck