Pregnancy & Parenting Hello, my name is Mr. Burns.

[Hard Ball Get]

 

[DeadlyAkkuret]

I raise you 1 stone cutters.

"Its a secret" "shhhhhhhhhutupppp"

"Okay I'm just going to go out and... stalk... Lenny and Carl... D'oh!"

 

[Paranoid]

 

[adelaide_40]

 

[footyfreak]

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[footyfreak]

Pepe: I love you, Papa Homer.
Homer: I love you, too, Pepsi.
Pepe: Pepi.
Homer: Pepi.

 

[footyfreak]

Bait Shop Clerk: Yep, 'General Sherman'. They say he's five hundred pounds of bottom-dwelling fury, don't you know. No one knows how old he is, but if you ask me (and most people do), he's hundred years if he's a day.

Customer: And uh no one's ever caught him?

Bait Shop Clerk: Well, one fella came close. Went by the name of Homer. Seven feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks. His eyes were like steel, cold, hard. Had a shock of hair, red like the fires of Hell...

Homer: Lisa, Lisa! Where were you? You missed the most incredible thing.

Lisa:Hi, Dad!

Homer: I ate seven pounds of fudge!

Lisa: Wow!

Homer: The man at the stand said it was a record.

Lisa: Wow! What else did you do, Dad?

Homer: I rode the teacups, then I got a little sick and I had to sit down. But then, I rode them again...

Brilliant ending!!!!

 

[yeah_nah]

Oh yeah, I was at the flower shop too...yep... getting drunk at the old flower shop.

 

[Hawks1523]

 

[Riders of Rohan]

 

[Rise_up_Stiffy]

and that concludes our intensive 8 week course.

 

[oddsok]

'The Shinning' treehouse of horror episode is so much better after seeing the shining.

 

[Bennett.]

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[demonfan9]

HOMER: A good marriage is a lot like the eating of an orange.
WILLY: If I wanted to see a man eat an orange, I'd have taken the orange eating class.
MOLEMAN: The eating of a good orange is a lot like a successful marriage.
GRANDPA: Just eat the damn orange!

 

[krisholio14]

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[d33my]

"Ahoy-hoy lowly mortals!"

 

[d33my]

Na na na na na na na na na Leader!

 

[centrelink1]

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Gets gay at the end, but still...

 

[volcboy]

Bart Simpson: All right. But on my way, I'm going to be doing this...[windmills his arms]....and if you get hit, it's your own fault.

Lisa: Okay, then I'm going to start kicking air, like this...[kicks up her foot] ...and if any part of you should fill that air...[kicks up her other foot]...it's *your* own fault.

Demonic Torturer: So, you like donuts, eh?
Homer Simpson: Uh-huh.
Demonic Torturer: Well, have all the donuts in the world!
[the Demonic Torturer cackles while a machine stuffs Homer's mouth full of donuts. Dissolve to several hours later, the Demonic Torturer is baffled as Homer, whose body has gained a few extra hundred pounds, continues to eat and eat]
Homer Simpson: More!
Demonic Torturer: I don't understand it! James Coco went mad in fifteen minutes!

Zombie Flanders: Hey Simpson! I'm feeling a mite peckish. (Evilly) Mind if I chew your ear?
(Homer shoots Ned and the others gasp.)
Bart: Dad, you killed the Zombie Flanders!
Homer: (Surprised) He was a zombie!?

 

[centrelink1]

Abe:Kill the boy! Kill the boy!
Marge: How do you know he's a vampire?
Abe: He's a vampire?! (Screams and runs)

 

[Mattman93]

These may have been posted already, but meh.

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[lewigie]

Hahahahah it means he gets results!

 

[lards]

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[Bennett.]

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[Rise_up_Stiffy]

What do you mean isolated ated ated ...ated

Have you ever noticed that men always leave the toilet seat up... that's the joke