Help me dress a Hawthorne Hawke

[Bunk Moreland]

We're a happy team at Haaaaawthorne

We're the Tassie - Melbourne Hawkes

We love our club only when we win

So now you can hear dropping pins (at our games)

Thaaaanks AFL for expansion

Haaaanding us three premierships (BY DE-FAULT!)

Crowds are down fifty per cent

Vickery O'Meara

Relocated Tassie - Melbourne Haaawkes

 

[DapperDon]

^^^^

 

[Alfred E Neuman]

Presumably he's welched? Jade ?

 

[Old Campaigner]

there should be some kind of mod imposed penalty for people that welch (if there isn't already)

 

[Jade]

There is no welching, we will contact our dear friend on Tuesday.

 

[Alfred E Neuman]

There is no welching, we will contact our dear friend on Tuesday.

Nice of you to give him the long weekend.

 

[Jade]

Nice of you to give him the long weekend.

I'm all heart.

 

[Old Campaigner]

if it's not too late, and someone has the photoshop skills
Background

Foreground (just the dude, not the background)

a final touch might include shopping clarko's head onto the minister or giving him some poo and wee coloured stripes

even better if the hands can be animated so they wave

 

[Barry Roundhouse]

Foreground (just the dude, not the background)

Who is this guy?

 

[Dave]

Who is this guy?

Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf, Saddam Hussein's minister for information. Spent the iraq war telling everyone how invincible they were.

 

[Barry Roundhouse]

Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf, Saddam Hussein's minister for information. Spent the iraq war telling everyone how invincible they were.

Hahaha perfect. Better than expected.

 

[Old Campaigner]

Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf, Saddam Hussein's minister for information. Spent the iraq war telling everyone how invincible they were.

I think that picture found particular infamy because either during the broadcast or just after it a bomb landed in the distance behind him or something like that, which made him look pretty silly

 

[Dave]

I think that picture found particular infamy because either during the broadcast or just after it a bomb landed in the distance behind him or something like that, which made him look pretty silly

He was busy telling journos no american tanks were in the city when they could hear them approaching at one point.

"nothing to see here"

 

[yaco55]

Can we have less Hawthorn Talk in this forum.

 

[Lore]

Can we have less Hawthorn Talk in this forum.

something something "obsession" something?

 

[DapperDon]

Can we have less Hawthorn Talk in this forum.

You opened a thread with the title Hawthorne Hawke, what were you expecting to find?

 

[BrewSmackerVeiny]

You opened a thread with the title Hawthorne Hawke, what were you expecting to find?

More Hawthorne talk, less Hawthorn talk.

 

[Old Campaigner]

i guess this could work too with jom's head photoshopped in

or

 

[Alfred E Neuman]

I'm all heart.

No luck with this I take it?

 

[DapperJong]

We love our club only when we win

so good

 

[Donakebab]

Better get one of these warmed up...

 

[Lance Uppercut]

Hate to be buzzkill bob but any of the Jaeger stuff would be uncomfortably close to injury trolling

 

[Dave]

Hate to be buzzkill bob but any of the Jaeger stuff would be uncomfortably close to injury trolling

that so far the trade doesn't look great is a far cry from injury trolling.

 

[DERO]

that so far the trade doesn't look great is a far cry from injury trolling.

'Tis a fine line though I reckon. We can do better...

 

[DonsRule]

Hate to be buzzkill bob but any of the Jaeger stuff would be uncomfortably close to injury trolling

Yep, I thought the same

Their is plenty to use without going there.