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Thinking I should aim for something more cray cray next time.

#getherRyanGosling

Sigh, if only we could get you to use your powers for good, imagine what could be accomplished!
 
Oh wait - you said powers for 'good'.

I guess she could solve something slightly more possible, like starvation in Africa.

How about solving my breakfast starvation first.
 
That was actually quite clever. Keyzer Soze was right, you guys are funnier than us!
We practice our material on each other before publicly airing it. You should see the cutting room floor stuff... ;)
 
That was actually quite clever. Keyzer Soze was right, you guys are funnier than us!

I'm a very clever guy. The Eagles board brings me down though.
 

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pantskyle I trust you had an enjoyable breakfast this morning. Some very entertaining fare on the idiot box I'm sure you were captivated by.

I missed breakfast this morning.
 
Don't worry, you would have just thrown it back up again anyway after that performance.

True, I shouldn't waste a free breakfast.
 
Well now that you mention it I've two questions.

1) where can I buy gardeinas?
2) what are gardeinas and why does my garden "desperately need them"
Speaking with absolutely no experience other than my dad enjoying his gardening, I would think any of the larger nurseries about would have gardenias. As for what they are, they are a plant that flower with a small, white flower with a strong but pleasant fragrance. For memory they are temperamental little *ers that don't enjoy too much water, too much sun, s**t quality soil. Why you need it? To prove that you can grow something that is more high maintenance than the popular girl in high school without killing it. Needless to say, my front yard is filled with drought proofs that I've turned the hose on once in the last 12 months.

*Disclaimer* I may be way off the mark with half of this stuff and have it confused with some other form of flowering greenery.
 

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