Heppell to Freo?

[Moo]

I heard from a source that Dyson Heppell is on the verge of requesting a trade to Freo ….something about a possible Sam Mitchellseque transition into a coaching role?

Now I know it sounds crazy but ask yourself…I am a respected poster on this board, The People’s Cow, would I risk my pristine reputation on such a cray cray thread if it wasn’t true?

Heppell to Freo ….bookmark it

 

[Purple Jesus]

 

[wakojako]

Go to sleep

 

[Paracleet]

You're risking certain posters wrath here..

 

[Kepfan]

I heard something along the same lines, my sauce couldn’t reveal who exactly it was but now Moo has revealed it I asked them and they confirmed it.

 

[Freoboy in Melbs]

Wow, just wow. You're a brave person, Moo.

Well I say yep, lets do it. Instant upgrade on Cerra and handy leadership experience for a couple of years while we develop more youngsters for our 2024 flag tilt. 25 disposals a game is similar to Cerras output. I think I'm for it.

 

[freo1997]

 

[wayToGo_]

gaskin at the moment reading this

 

[Nodgey]

[insert flogging a dead horse gif here]

 

[Moo]

gaskin at the moment reading this

If I'm not mistaken (and I rarely am) gaskin is one of the posters who saw Heppell's application to the Gosnells Golf Course.

 

[Wally Walpamur]

Fits the Cerra size midfield hole perfectly. Can go in there for 2 more years while Erasmus develops in the 2’s. Would happily give up 2022 first rounder for him. Get it done Belly!

 

[Moo]

Fits the Cerra size midfield hole perfectly. Can go in there for 2 more years while Erasmus develops in the 2’s. Would happily give up 2022 first rounder for him. Get it done Belly!

That's the spirit.....Belly or Bellie as I like to call him is all over this.

Might be a multi-club straight swap?

Heppell to Freo, Brander to Geelong, Clark to Freo, SPS to West Coast ....everyone wins - who is saying no in this scenario?

Simplicity is the key.

 

[CakeEater]

Can also multitask as Johnny Docker, so theres that.

 

[Funbeanman]

Fits the Cerra size midfield hole perfectly. Can go in there for 2 more years while Erasmus develops in the 2’s. Would happily give up 2022 first rounder for him. Get it done Belly!

Heppell isn't worth a 2022 first round pick IMHO he's a 3rd round pick at best

 

[Moo]

Heppell isn't worth a 2022 first round pick IMHO he's a 3rd round pick at best

Depends…..is Johnny Dockers salary included in the soft cap?

 

[gaskin]

gaskin at the moment reading this

Wait. What am I missing?

 

[Moo]

Wait. What am I missing?

An opportunity to confirm Heppell is westward bound

 

[gaskin]

An opportunity to confirm Heppell is westward bound

That I can neither confirm nor deny.

 

[wayToGo_]

Wait. What am I missing?

Certainly not a very particular set of skills.

 

[anchor man]

I heard something along the same lines, my sauce couldn’t reveal who exactly it was but now Moo has revealed it I asked them and they confirmed it.

If your sauce wasn't Rosella, then it is not real.

 

[vidwhal]

That's the spirit.....Belly or Bellie as I like to call him is all over this.

Might be a multi-club straight swap?

Heppell to Freo, Brander to Geelong, Clark to Freo, SPS to West Coast ....everyone wins - who is saying no in this scenario?

Simplicity is the key.

Ummmm.... Essendon?.........Though, I would be totally onboard with that

 

[Moo]

Ummmm.... Essendon?.........Though, I would be totally onboard with that

Just throw in some 4th rounders to even it out.

WC future 4th to Essendon, Geelong future 4th to Carlton.

Risky for West Coast ...if they have a really, really bad season that future 4th might wind up being be a pick in the 20's

 

[Seppo]

Very good sauce, been strong for 5+ years now Moo!!!

 

[Purpleheart_56]

 

[Outshined]

Rumours swirling we've also convinced Ash McGrath to come out of retirement.