Politics & Government Here it is

[RoJo Junior]

I shall never accept a 15 y.o overlord. Will consider you for the role, Admiral Lord Duke Centrelink1 of ol' Wigan! town.

 

[dogbloke]

If he feed a multitude with five loaves and some barramundi, cure a random GD'er of scrofula and turn water into wine.......

Random GD'er?





He is no Random GD'er.



He is semi elite GD.*


















*Will be fully elite when he turns 18 in 3 years.

 

[Messenger]

No GO dogbloke 08, I'm not referring to Centrelink as "random". I just felt sure that someone amongst you may be afflicted with scrofula.

 

[centrelink1]

Lolwat....








Barra? In Galilee?

Galilee? I'm not sure where you got that from...

 

[dogbloke]

No GO dogbloke 08, I'm not referring to Centrelink as "random". I just felt sure that someone amongst you may be afflicted with scrofula.

Who the **** is scrofula?!

 

[Messenger]

Who the **** is scrofula?!

Scrofula

 

[Gus]

No GO dogbloke 08, I'm not referring to Centrelink as "random". I just felt sure that someone amongst you may be afflicted with scrofula.

Dogbloke has herpes. Is that similar to scrofula?

 

[dogbloke]

Is mess insulting me?

Trollface.jpeg

 

[pezz]

 

[RattataIsSoCool]

yo centrelink, i herd u like family guy so i put a guy in your family so you can family guy while you family

 

[Bert1]

 

[dogbloke]

u mad?

 

[kwame]

 

[dogbloke]

 

[kwame]

Yes, GD, you have it right, I am back. And while this is a jubilant occasion for us all, my return does not change the fact that the golden era of GD is gone. Ever since Hard Ball Get set GD into circlejerk mode with his ill thought out top poster thread, the GD we knew and loved has been lacking a certain quality.

However, pondering this issue, I decided that my return should indeed change this fact. Then it hit me. I need to save GD.

Who better to save this once great board, and restore it to the title of Powerhouse of Bigfooty, than its most loved and revered poster; centrelink1?

For I am a born leader, and it would be amiss of me not to share my gifts with you all. In the coming weeks and months I will be making several efforts to improve the face of GD.

I know what you are thinking... 'Why are you being so kind, when we are so undeserving?' Fear not, GD, for I miss the golden age as much as anybody, and if we can all accept me as our lord and saviour, I can bring greatness back to this board.

For the shitty, shitty posters that GD is now teeming with, fear not. My plan is not to eradicate you, but to merely transform you into the posters you can be under my leadership, so long as you accept me as your lord and saviour.

For I am the saviour, GD, and I can lead you all from the darkness, into the greatest heights imaginable. I may not be the first person to try, and ClarkeM deserves recognition for his efforts (he will sit at my right hand, as you all join me in the kingdom I will create for you), but where he was unable to persuade the hearts and minds of the men and women on here, I shall succeed.

Believe me, GD, this reign of terror is over. And so begins my reign of terr-ific management.

If you support my cause, and accept me as your lord and saviour, there is no need to post so here. There will be other times.

Oh, and for GrizzlyM...

this is a prime example of why GD has been shit lately... too many circle jerk threads such as this....that shit belongs in bay 13 with bullshit tier poster threads and poty award etc

you are the GD version of cake

 

[dogbloke]

this is a prime example of why GD has been shit lately... too many circle jerk threads such as this....that shit belongs in bay 13 with bullshit tier poster threads and poty award etc

you are the GD version of cake

 

[Eagle Empire]

this is a prime example of why GD has been shit lately... too many circle jerk threads such as this....

 

[centrelink1]

too many circle jerk threads such as this....

I didn't make it into a circle jerk thread.

 

[TheStinger]

 

[HSSB]

lol'd at snooki

 

[dogbloke]

lol'd at snooki

Personally i lol'd at vaginaronnie.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Thread needs more gifs.

 

[dogbloke]

Thread needs more gifs.

 

[ClarkeM]

I am the prince.

I like iSnack 2.0

 

[HSSB]