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18 players injured and it's all just bad luck.

Yep.

That sounds like you want a break down! Lets see here:

Jed Adcock Calf 3 weeks Hes 30. But hey, lets say he isnt fit.
James Aish Jaw 4-5 weeks He got kneed in the jaw. Poor fitness kid!
Claye Beams* Knee Season Had to have surgery on a knee hes done ACL on. Not. Fit. Enough.
Michael Close* Knee Season Did his ACL on the dodgy turf divide at Ethihad statdium. Poor fitness!
Jonathan Freeman Ankle 6 weeks Rolled his ankle badly in training. If only he was fit!
Darcy Gardiner Calf 1-2 weeks Probably fitness!
Cian Hanley Knee Season Did his ACL before he came to the club in an entirely different country. Lions fitness not good enough to prevent, poor form.
Pearce Hanley Hip Test Playing!
Ryan Harwood Concussion Test Unfit!
Matt Maguire Concussion Indefinite Got knocked to the head, still trying to remember how to make brews.
Jaden McGrath Foot 8 weeks First year kid played from round one until his foot fracture, damn fitness!
Luke McGuane Knee Indefinite Blown up knee thanks to Richmonds s**t fitness program.
Daniel McStay Finger 1-2 weeks Hand isnt fit enough
Daniel Merrett Hamstring Indefinite 32 and bleeding in the hamstring, go figure.
Jackson Paine* Ankle Season Ankle reconstruction.
Jack Redden Back Test Did his back in a soccer game or something. Thats just funny really.
Tom Rockliff Ribs 4-6 weeks FITNESS FITNESS FITNESS!
Brent Staker Hamstring 1-2 weeks Cooked
Trent West Knee 4 weeks Still returning from his ACL from last year, WHICH HE WOULDNT HAVE IF HE WAS FIT! Dammit Geelong!

Others:
Jardo Polec Foot Season Forced to play despite telling club his foot didnt feel up to it. FITNESS.

That about covers it.
 
That sounds like you want a break down! Lets see here:

Jed Adcock Calf 3 weeks Hes 30. But hey, lets say he isnt fit.
James Aish Jaw 4-5 weeks He got kneed in the jaw. Poor fitness kid!
Claye Beams* Knee Season Had to have surgery on a knee hes done ACL on. Not. Fit. Enough.
Michael Close* Knee Season Did his ACL on the dodgy turf divide at Ethihad statdium. Poor fitness!
Jonathan Freeman Ankle 6 weeks Rolled his ankle badly in training. If only he was fit!
Darcy Gardiner Calf 1-2 weeks Probably fitness!
Cian Hanley Knee Season Did his ACL before he came to the club in an entirely different country. Lions fitness not good enough to prevent, poor form.
Pearce Hanley Hip Test Playing!
Ryan Harwood Concussion Test Unfit!
Matt Maguire Concussion Indefinite Got knocked to the head, still trying to remember how to make brews.
Jaden McGrath Foot 8 weeks First year kid played from round one until his foot fracture, damn fitness!
Luke McGuane Knee Indefinite Blown up knee thanks to Richmonds s**t fitness program.
Daniel McStay Finger 1-2 weeks Hand isnt fit enough
Daniel Merrett Hamstring Indefinite 32 and bleeding in the hamstring, go figure.
Jackson Paine* Ankle Season Ankle reconstruction.
Jack Redden Back Test Did his back in a soccer game or something. Thats just funny really.
Tom Rockliff Ribs 4-6 weeks FITNESS FITNESS FITNESS!
Brent Staker Hamstring 1-2 weeks Cooked
Trent West Knee 4 weeks Still returning from his ACL from last year, WHICH HE WOULDNT HAVE IF HE WAS FIT! Dammit Geelong!

Others:
Jardo Polec Foot Season Forced to play despite telling club his foot didnt feel up to it. FITNESS.

That about covers it.



Look I'd be mad if my club was still inept from the boardroom to the bootstudder like the brions, but is melting on the bay really the answer?
 
Look I'd be mad if my club was still inept from the boardroom to the bootstudder like the brions, but is melting on the bay really the answer?

If by melting you mean making your statement false and stupid, then sure, Im melting like a Cadbury Egg on the road in Darwin.
 

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If by melting you mean making your statement false and stupid, then sure, Im melting like a Cadbury Egg on the road in Darwin.



Needs more bold and exclamation marks.
 
That sounds like you want a break down! Lets see here:

Jed Adcock Calf 3 weeks Hes 30. But hey, lets say he isnt fit.
James Aish Jaw 4-5 weeks He got kneed in the jaw. Poor fitness kid!
Claye Beams* Knee Season Had to have surgery on a knee hes done ACL on. Not. Fit. Enough.
Michael Close* Knee Season Did his ACL on the dodgy turf divide at Ethihad statdium. Poor fitness!
Jonathan Freeman Ankle 6 weeks Rolled his ankle badly in training. If only he was fit!
Darcy Gardiner Calf 1-2 weeks Probably fitness!
Cian Hanley Knee Season Did his ACL before he came to the club in an entirely different country. Lions fitness not good enough to prevent, poor form.
Pearce Hanley Hip Test Playing!
Ryan Harwood Concussion Test Unfit!
Matt Maguire Concussion Indefinite Got knocked to the head, still trying to remember how to make brews.
Jaden McGrath Foot 8 weeks First year kid played from round one until his foot fracture, damn fitness!
Luke McGuane Knee Indefinite Blown up knee thanks to Richmonds s**t fitness program.
Daniel McStay Finger 1-2 weeks Hand isnt fit enough
Daniel Merrett Hamstring Indefinite 32 and bleeding in the hamstring, go figure.
Jackson Paine* Ankle Season Ankle reconstruction.
Jack Redden Back Test Did his back in a soccer game or something. Thats just funny really.
Tom Rockliff Ribs 4-6 weeks FITNESS FITNESS FITNESS!
Brent Staker Hamstring 1-2 weeks Cooked
Trent West Knee 4 weeks Still returning from his ACL from last year, WHICH HE WOULDNT HAVE IF HE WAS FIT! Dammit Geelong!

Others:
Jardo Polec Foot Season Forced to play despite telling club his foot didnt feel up to it. FITNESS.

That about covers it.

About as comprehensive a bit of pwning as I've seen in quite a while.
 
That sounds like you want a break down! Lets see here:

Jed Adcock Calf 3 weeks Hes 30. But hey, lets say he isnt fit.
James Aish Jaw 4-5 weeks He got kneed in the jaw. Poor fitness kid!
Claye Beams* Knee Season Had to have surgery on a knee hes done ACL on. Not. Fit. Enough.
Michael Close* Knee Season Did his ACL on the dodgy turf divide at Ethihad statdium. Poor fitness!
Jonathan Freeman Ankle 6 weeks Rolled his ankle badly in training. If only he was fit!
Darcy Gardiner Calf 1-2 weeks Probably fitness!
Cian Hanley Knee Season Did his ACL before he came to the club in an entirely different country. Lions fitness not good enough to prevent, poor form.
Pearce Hanley Hip Test Playing!
Ryan Harwood Concussion Test Unfit!
Matt Maguire Concussion Indefinite Got knocked to the head, still trying to remember how to make brews.
Jaden McGrath Foot 8 weeks First year kid played from round one until his foot fracture, damn fitness!
Luke McGuane Knee Indefinite Blown up knee thanks to Richmonds s**t fitness program.
Daniel McStay Finger 1-2 weeks Hand isnt fit enough
Daniel Merrett Hamstring Indefinite 32 and bleeding in the hamstring, go figure.
Jackson Paine* Ankle Season Ankle reconstruction.
Jack Redden Back Test Did his back in a soccer game or something. Thats just funny really.
Tom Rockliff Ribs 4-6 weeks FITNESS FITNESS FITNESS!
Brent Staker Hamstring 1-2 weeks Cooked
Trent West Knee 4 weeks Still returning from his ACL from last year, WHICH HE WOULDNT HAVE IF HE WAS FIT! Dammit Geelong!

Others:
Jardo Polec Foot Season Forced to play despite telling club his foot didnt feel up to it. FITNESS.

That about covers it.
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