Hey Mensch

[Kangas_Big_Fan]

did u clean ne one up today?
or did ne essendon players get reported or cleaned up or injured?

 

[Blues2001]

Well done Menschy on your great skill in the second quarter (I think) - the way you pretended to stick your hands up in the air to take the mark, only to let it slip between your hands untouched was sensational, bamboozling all the bomber players.

What did you think of your shootout with Lloydy?

 

[David Mensch]

Originally posted by Kangas_Big_Fan
did u clean ne one up today?

Didn't see who it was, but one Essendon player hurt his knuckles on my face. I was furious because my face is my livelihood. If you take away my good looks, i only have my rippled torso and Ricky Martin dancefloor moves to pull the babes.

And Blueboy, that was just one of a plethora of patented Mensch moves that the opposition simply cannot counter. As an opposition supporter, you are only privy to a few moments of my brilliance, but Geelong supporters are privelaged enough to witness the magic on a weekly basis.

 

[SydneyBomber]

Re: Re: Hey Mensch

Originally posted by David Mensch
Didn't see who it was, but one Essendon player hurt his knuckles on my face.

Oh, I was mistaken then....

I thought it was one of your special moves to run into the elbow of one of your teammates, and then start bleeding everywhere in an effort to rally the troops....

Good effort anyway Menschy!

PS. Why is Bizzel outscoring you? You need to have a hard word with him, and put him in his place. (Here's a tip, hide his hairdryer before the next match - he won't be able to cope, and the goals will be all yours!!! MUHAHAHAHA!)

 

[David Mensch]

Re: Re: Re: Hey Mensch

Originally posted by SydneyBomber
PS. Why is Bizzel outscoring you?

Bizzell is outscoring me, Lloyd is outscoring me. WHY? Because they are showboats. I am the complete player, a TEAM player who prefers to create goals rather than mooch off the good work of others and i am getting upset now goodbye.