Think Tank Highly Unimportant Facts to Remember

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With all these lockdowns going on we can sometimes forget who we are & what matters.

So with that in mind I'd like to jog your collective memories with some fundamental Bay13 home truths, AKA Unulterable Laws Of The Football Universe.

Feel free to add your own, or don't.



1. Geelong Will Choke
The yearly September choke is coming. You know it, we know it, they know it. Sit back and enjoy the show folks, I certainly plan to.

2. Carlton Will Swap Coaches
...because after 25 years of nothing clearly the problem must be the coach, right?

3. Melbourne Will * It Up
They could be 50 games clear on top and still * it up, because Melbourne.

4. Richmond Fans Will Return In Force
Nevermind this one, I started writing it when they were still a chance to make finals.

5. Essendon* Will Not Win A Final
You can pin this up next to 'women love men with money' and 'politicians occasionally lie'.

6. The 2021 Pandemicship* Will Contain An Asterisk
Fans of 17 AFL clubs will unhesitatingly agree on it.

7. The 2022 Season Will Contain Rule Changes
Despite the change we want being a season without rule changes.

8. Damien Barrett Will Continue To Be A *******
IF... he ceased being an AFL mouthpiece THEN... his syllables wouldn't bear the stench of Gill's farts.

9. Bay13 Will Continue To Gain Popularity
Hahaha no but seriously, now the Richmond flogs have left it can't get any worse right?

 

[ChappyUK]

10. This thread is Bosk's 11,254th thread about Geelong.

 

[Mofra]

The word 'gullible' does not appear in the standard English dictionary

 

[Dinsdale]

this is very similar to the Trivial Facts fred in General chat, but to add to it...

11. Gill and his lackeys are slowly but surely ruining our game, and are resisting an independant enquiry into the commission
12. A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus

 

[DanWA]

13. a triumphant return from frggr

 

[Crabapplepittard]

When Lance kicks the 1000 he will not go on a 6 day bender and crash his mrs car with all the baby seats and prams and s**t in the back.

 

[Tippett2Goal]

14. Hawks have some very concerning youf
15. Norf will have a warchest to chase a free agent
16. Geelong recruiters have been spotted hanging around nursing homes

 

[Tiger2709]

this is very similar to the Trivial Facts fred in General chat, but to add to it...

11. Gill and his lackeys are slowly but surely ruining our game, and are resisting an independant enquiry into the commission
12. A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus

27.Either a day or a year on Venus is gonna be fairly s**t one would think, still better than a trip down to Geelong though.

 

[Tiger2709]

13. a triumphant return from frggr

14.frggr is banned again

 

[GudOnya]

2. Carlton Will Swap Coaches
...because after 25 years of nothing clearly the problem must be the coach, right?

Ah, I see you've been browsing the Carlton board.

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Efficacy is the word of the year.

 

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10. This thread is Bosk's 11,254th thread about Geelong.

This is ChappyUK's 11,255th post about Bosk.

 

[Bont2Bruce]

this is very similar to the Trivial Facts fred in General chat, but to add to it...

11. Gill and his lackeys are slowly but surely ruining our game, and are resisting an independant enquiry into the commission
12. A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus

15. Syphilis to the French is known as "the Italian Disease", yet to the Italians is known as "The French Disease".

 

[FISTO]

Can OP provide some Hawf 2021 facts

 

[brett15]

17. Clarkson tells Hawfs to GAGF

 

[Dinsdale]

18. Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony, however eating too much pi is ok because the sin of pi is always zero.

 

[Bont2Bruce]

19. The sum of all the numbers on a roulette wheel is 666.

 

[Bont2Bruce]

20. The spire on top of the Empire State Building was originally designed to serve as a mooring mast for zeppelins.

 

[Bont2Bruce]

21. A single strand of spaghetti is a spaghetto.

 

[Bont2Bruce]

22. China has banned Winnie the Pooh because of comparisons made with its leader, Xi Jinping.

 

[Mofra]

23. Statistically we all have one female nipple and one testicle

 

[JustaBattler]

24. Clarko's assassin and Kennetts lap dog Mitchell will be a FAIL at Hawforn

 

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25. Comprehensive List of Successful 21st Century Carlton Coaches:













That is all.

 

[Doggies1972]

26. If you are a good team and are better than your opposition you will generally get more free kicks as you are usually first to the ball and making most of the play.

 

[Wallaby]

19. The sum of all the numbers on a roulette wheel is 666.

A-Ha!! But if you use an american wheel, which has the double-zero and add that in as well.............................














Never mind.