Hilarious things your kids say

[thethinkingcat]

Ok this is for those of you who have got kids or even nieces and nephews and their ability to talk.

For example the word fire truck might come out as a swearword.

If you can post up a video of an example of what might come out of your kid's mouth. Then post what they meant to say.

*Warning video contains bad language.

 

[Scatter]

Don't have a video, but I can distinctly remember my youngest coming in and asking what a c#nt was at about 8. We were a bit taken back and said not to use the word, it is extremely rude. So he goes ok, thinks a bit, then says 'but can I still say country?'.

 

[stemline]

With a nod to the americanisation of all things, my kid learnt tip trucks as dump trucks due to the books he had. However this lead to him many times in the street pointing and yelling "Dumb F***!!! Dumb F***!!!" Sometimes even if it was just a guy in a hard hat walking past. Awkward.

 

[Double the Fist]

Colleague of mine was taken aback when his youngest kid said to him the middle child had dropped the F bomb. He thought he was in the s**t because it would probably get back to the wife he had said the f word at some stage.
After some thought he asked the youngest "What is the F bomb?"
To which she replied "Poopy-bum!"

 

[Power Raid]

my niece said "how did you do that magic coin trick"
"a good magician never tells his tricks"
"but you're not good"


ouch!

 

[Duritz]

Isn't there a thread for this?

 

[honeni]

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