Think Tank Hird's the wird

[mikeythemoocow]

If Hird comes back, I’ll go to Essendon games just to yell out “Drugs” for 3 hours each week.

 

[Jack Richards]

If Hird comes back, I’ll go to Essendon games just to yell out “Drugs” for 3 hours each week.

Good. Gives more money in our pockets...


Shacka

 

[mikeythemoocow]

Good. Gives more money in our pockets...


Shacka

Drug Cheats

 

[Jack Richards]

Drug Cheats

Move on salary cap cheaters

 

[mikeythemoocow]

Move on salary cap cheaters

Druggies
Junkies
No wonder the bowls club hates you
Make sure to put needles in the bins

 

[Cyclops]

Dont assume it will automatically be Hird, I hear John Noble

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John Noble

Age

28

Ht

180cm

Wt

72kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.3

4star

K

9.2

4star

HB

7.1

4star

M

3.5

4star

T

2.0

4star

MG

186.1

3star

D

14.2

3star

K

7.7

3star

HB

6.5

4star

M

3.2

3star

T

1.8

3star

MG

149.7

3star

D

18.8

5star

K

11.0

4star

HB

7.8

5star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.2

4star

MG

229.8

4star

is available.

 

[Jack Richards]

Druggies
Junkies
No wonder the bowls club hates you
Make sure to put needles in the bins

Please moocow.. are you twelve?

Move on like 90% of society

 

[mikeythemoocow]

Please moocow.. are you twelve?

Move on like 90% of society

 

[the avoca drover]

Be under no doubt that I am also grumpy....

I bet you’re even more grumpy now.
Lol Carlton

 

[mikeythemoocow]

 

[QuietB]

Some Essendon supporters still say the 2013 season has a * because they couldn't participate in finals. They were top of the ladder after round 6 and top 4 until round 18.

Might be why they want Hird back...

The East German athletics team likes this post and shares Essendons victimhood

 

[CharacterFirst]

One more time everyone!!

 

[mikeythemoocow]

What do you get if you cross a octopus with an Essendon player?
A junkie with 8 arms to shoot up in

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Dont assume it will automatically be Hird, I hear John Noble is available.

He’s not, but his dad is

 

[Chadwiko]

Please moocow.. are you twelve?

Move on like 90% of society

You can't ever tell other people to 'move on' when your club is contemplating bringing Hird back as coach.

What's next, Dank as head physician?

 

[Trouto]

Take your BF nuffy blind spot off d/h.

I’m not a hird messiah by any means but if you think the net aggregate value of him being coach for a sponsor is negative you are out of your mind

yeah shut up LaFlog, anyone would think you DONT want this to happen!!!

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

He shouldn't be coach because:

He's a really crap coach.
He's a drug cheat.
He's a really good liar.
He's a Narcissist , Narcissist=Personality qualities include thinking very highly of oneself, needing admiration, believing others are inferior and lacking empathy for others.
He can't be trusted with young men and their health and safety.
He will sue you if you sack him.

 

[Cyclops]

Geez i keep hearing there are people on the Essendon board that want Hird. Surely this is a wind up? Its been a decent laugh but no way its serious. Surely.

 

[Pistol Night]

The smarter bummers on their board are praying for Ross the Boss or Bwad Scott (lol). What a s**t sandwich!

Its like closing time at the nightclub and the only 2 chicks left are Gina Rinehart and Magda Szubanski

 

[eggtardo]

Magda would choose Gina and you would go home alone again

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Hird for coach, Sheedy for president and Dodo for ever

Please let it happen

 

[Pistol Night]

Magda would choose Gina and you would go home alone again

Sad but true

 

[Bont2Bruce]

Move on salary cap cheaters

Are you seriously having a go at another club about salary cap breaches?

When major sporting franchises tried to beat the system and failed.​

1996: Essendon Bombers (AFL)

1996 AFL: Essendon Bombers fined $638,250 for breaches between 1991-96. Their 1993 premiership was not revoked. (Photo By Getty Images)

A league and ATO investigation uncovered that the Essendon Bombers had breached the salary cap between 1991-1996. They were fined a total of $638,250: $250,000 in back tax and penalties, $112,000 for draft tampering and $276,250 for breaching the salary cap. They were made to forfeit their first-third round picks in the National Draft and were excluded from the 1997 rookie and pre-season drafts. They are the only AFL team judged to have breached the salary cap in a premiership year (1993).

 

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