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Hitman’s Millennium Celebrations
Today marked great celebrations in the BigFooty community when resident BigFooty trash talker, The Hitman posted his 2000th post.
Accompanied by BigFooty starlets Bluecrow and Meg, The Hitman made his way to the stage before giving a stuttery if not utterly boring speech.
“I would like to thank all the wonderful people of BigFooty for joining me tonight…well, actually, none of you turned up, so I am kinda talking to myself here. Thanks to Bluecrow and Meg for joining me here tonight anyway, they both look lovely in their potato sacks. I think a special mention must go to Mr Ripper’s hair. He is the picture of a 70’s legend, and may it grow long and prosper.”
Then came Bluecrow’s turn to make a speech to the empty hall…
“Well, Hitter is…well…why the hell am I here? I was promised free booze, and ugh…and all I get is an empty bloody hall with a microphone and a potato sack!”
The celebrations wound up when The Hitman chucked one of his Elton John like tanties and walked off, sighting not enough mascara as his excuse. He was heard yelling emotionally “I ordered bloody Revlon, and all I got was this Maybellene crap!”
The Hitman
Today marked great celebrations in the BigFooty community when resident BigFooty trash talker, The Hitman posted his 2000th post.
Accompanied by BigFooty starlets Bluecrow and Meg, The Hitman made his way to the stage before giving a stuttery if not utterly boring speech.
“I would like to thank all the wonderful people of BigFooty for joining me tonight…well, actually, none of you turned up, so I am kinda talking to myself here. Thanks to Bluecrow and Meg for joining me here tonight anyway, they both look lovely in their potato sacks. I think a special mention must go to Mr Ripper’s hair. He is the picture of a 70’s legend, and may it grow long and prosper.”
Then came Bluecrow’s turn to make a speech to the empty hall…
“Well, Hitter is…well…why the hell am I here? I was promised free booze, and ugh…and all I get is an empty bloody hall with a microphone and a potato sack!”
The celebrations wound up when The Hitman chucked one of his Elton John like tanties and walked off, sighting not enough mascara as his excuse. He was heard yelling emotionally “I ordered bloody Revlon, and all I got was this Maybellene crap!”
The Hitman

