Hitman's Millennium Celebrations...

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Hitman’s Millennium Celebrations

Today marked great celebrations in the BigFooty community when resident BigFooty trash talker, The Hitman posted his 2000th post.

Accompanied by BigFooty starlets Bluecrow and Meg, The Hitman made his way to the stage before giving a stuttery if not utterly boring speech.

“I would like to thank all the wonderful people of BigFooty for joining me tonight…well, actually, none of you turned up, so I am kinda talking to myself here. Thanks to Bluecrow and Meg for joining me here tonight anyway, they both look lovely in their potato sacks. I think a special mention must go to Mr Ripper’s hair. He is the picture of a 70’s legend, and may it grow long and prosper.”

Then came Bluecrow’s turn to make a speech to the empty hall…

“Well, Hitter is…well…why the hell am I here? I was promised free booze, and ugh…and all I get is an empty bloody hall with a microphone and a potato sack!”

The celebrations wound up when The Hitman chucked one of his Elton John like tanties and walked off, sighting not enough mascara as his excuse. He was heard yelling emotionally “I ordered bloody Revlon, and all I got was this Maybellene crap!”


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Congrats mate ... no need for the dramatics though ....
lol


BC ... I will buy you a drink if you're that despirate ;)
 

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Originally posted by The Hitman



Accompanied by BigFooty starlets Bluecrow and Meg, The Hitman made his way to the stage before giving a stuttery if not utterly boring speech.

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Either your trying to pick up with that one or be a big suck :D!

Plus wasn't not that long ago I already said well done for 1000 posts? :confused: :confused: :eek: :cool:

Well Done Hitter.

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Originally posted by PiesPremiers
Thanks for the mention champ, no doubt i will not be giving you a mention in my up-coming 2000th :D
First of all, you got a gig in my 1000th post.

Second of all, You didn't turn up to the hall. :mad: :(

Thirdly, if you had hair like Mr Ripper, you'd get a mention too! :D

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Originally posted by The Hitman


First of all, you got a gig in my 1000th post.

Second of all, You didn't turn up to the hall. :mad: :(

Thirdly, if you had hair like Mr Ripper, you'd get a mention too! :D

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Well where the **** was my mention as well u bastard :mad: :(! Remind me come my 5000th no mention ok? :(

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Originally posted by The Hitman


Stop sooking...for all the same reasons as PP... :rolleyes: :eek:

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I am allowed too sook, Im Mags :)

Plus I don't recall a mention in ya 1000th :eek:, Me thinks this topic was aimed at pick up 2 Bigfooty Chicks in Mags's book :eek: :eek: :cool: :p

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Originally posted by Mags


I am allowed too sook, Im Mags :)

Plus I don't recall a mention in ya 1000th :eek:, Me thinks this topic was aimed at pick up 2 Bigfooty Chicks in Mags's book :eek: :eek: :cool: :p

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Well look what I dug up...

Originally posted by me in my 1000th post...
Now for the thanks.

DCFC, Chris_23, Elt, Grendel, Sly77, GOALden Hawk, Ricohawk, Pessimistic, Vanders, Stucey, RustyBrookes, Hawkfan5, and any other Hawk fans on the boards.

Meg (you will make it...trust me...), Blues2001, Fat Red, PiesPremiers, Mags (I never thought I'd thank you, but your okay for a lil shifty bastard), Lioness22, QT (for being a soft target for South Australian gags ), Macca19, Santos L Helper, Miss Magpie, Roccasbabe, Ant, Joshhem, ODN, Topdon (Best out of the Don's folk, although we never agree), Menschy, Dees01, Dee_Girl9, Shinners, Darky, Hilly, GoSouth, EKA, Jod23, Sainter (I promise to bag St. Kilda anymore...much), TigerTank, CJH, Westy Boy, Chicago1 (I miss ya mate), Sbagman, SydneyFan19, BSA, FreoFan, Mr Ripper, Roger The Sheep, Dan25, Mobbers, Visro, JubJub, StrengthThroughLoyalty, Blues_Brat, Dave, FIGJAM, NTPM, Olmy, and anyone else who I haven't mentioned that gets along with me and puts up with the crap I dish up on what is my favorite site on the net.

Thanks to everyone at BigFooty...

The Hitman
Stop sooking you little baby!

Me thinks this topic was aimed at pick up 2 Bigfooty Chicks in Mags's book :eek: :cool: :p
Lucky me...

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Originally posted by Mags


I am allowed too sook, Im Mags :)

Plus I don't recall a mention in ya 1000th :eek:, Me thinks this topic was aimed at pick up 2 Bigfooty Chicks in Mags's book :eek: :eek: :cool: :p
So do i Mags. :rolleyes:
But your just jealous.....:D as am i :(
 
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