Home alone with Craffles

[craffles]

Hai flogs,

Mrs Craffles has just left for overseas so I have the place to myself for two whole weeks. Undoubtedly without the support of a strong woman I will be a drunken mess resulting in bulk drunk gibberish and multiple bans on here. I am starting this fred to contain my garbage to one spot. Feel free to suggest activities I should undertake whilst the ball & chain is away.

 

[Bender_]

"Mrs Craffles"

Did you get your hand amputated?

 

[craffles]

"Mrs Craffles"

Did you get your hand amputated?

 

[zackah]

I for one would like to see more drunken passed out pink bathtub photos.

 

[Bender_]

I for one would like to see more drunken passed out pink bathtub photos.

This. Photos of drunken hijinx please.

 

[craffles]

I for one would like to see more drunken passed out pink bathtub photos.

BRB going to pub

 

[van peebles]

Interesting that your cheese an kisses has returned to Uzbekistan. Hope she doesn't decide to remain there and when coming home brings back some sheeps balls dumplings for you.
Anyway have you thought of smoking ice for the interim and going on a thread posting record run?

 

[RedVest4]

I'm doing a poo

 

[craffles]

Interesting that your cheese an kisses has returned to Uzbekistan. Hope she doesn't decide to remain there and when coming home brings back some sheeps balls dumplings for you.
Anyway have you thought of smoking ice for the interim and going on a thread posting record run?

The only drugs I take are life

 

[craffles]

And booze

 

[craffles]

And cheeky darts

 

[van peebles]

The only drugs I take are life

Soffkok

 

[A Cut Above]

 

[craffles]

SMD Lethality not even 12pm havin a froff, a duzz and a poke

 

[zackah]

Get nice and smashed for the game this afternoon m7.

Shame there are no tanker mods here

 

[Bender_]

SMD Lethality not even 12pm havin a froff, a duzz and a poke

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I like where this is going!

 

[craffles]

Get nice and smashed for the game this afternoon m7.

Shame there are no tanker mods here

Just got free games. Won 75c drinks on me boiz

 

[Good_Old]

When you get home be sure to use an incognito web browser.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Just like Home Alone, set booby traps around the house to stop Tugger fans breaking in to flog your stuff and themselves.

 

[db swannie]

Have you considered looking at naked people having sex on the interweb? I hear it's quite the thing these days...

 

[JimmyDE]

Hai flogs,

Mrs Craffles has just left for overseas so I have the place to myself for two whole weeks. Undoubtedly without the support of a strong woman I will be a drunken mess resulting in bulk drunk gibberish and multiple bans on here. I am starting this fred to contain my garbage to one spot. Feel free to suggest activities I should undertake whilst the ball & chain is away.


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Hai M7

 

[A Cut Above]

If being Australian was a religion then drinking, smoking & gambling would be the father, the son & the holy ghost.

 

[JimmyDE]

******* **** off M7

 

[Crabapplepittard]

If being Australian was a religion then drinking, smoking & gambling would be the father, the son & the holy ghost.

Amen to that brother!!

 

[dees arent rabble]

SMD Lethality not even 12pm havin a froff, a duzz and a poke

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$20 what a tight ass.