Honest answer to a silly question

[joeyavalanche]

Look I’ll be the first one to say it’s ridiculous, but with players wearing more loose fitting shorts these days. What would happen if instead of pushing and shoving, a full back just dacked a full forward.

It’s not striking, it’s not high.
You know the whole crowd is going to love it and it would surely put your opponent off.

What would be the punishment?


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[keithrichards]

Misconduct. Free kick against.

EDIT: likely fine at MRO

 

[jabba5114]

Tripping. If he goes down to the ankles

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[Power Raid]

Look I’ll be the first one to say it’s ridiculous, but with players wearing more loose fitting shorts these days. What would happen if instead of pushing and shoving, a full back just dacked a full forward.

It’s not striking, it’s not high.
You know the whole crowd is going to love it and it would surely put your opponent off.

What would be the punishment?


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Just a dacking or going on to hold the ball or holding the man?

 

[joeyavalanche]

Just a dacking or going on to hold the ball or holding the man?

Just a simple dacking with minimal contact instead of a push and shove off the ball.
A clean whoosh.

Would it not be the same as when someone takes off an opponents headband?


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[masai tu]

Misconduct. Free kick against.

EDIT: likely fine at MRO

Bit like throwing an opponents boot (dislodged from foot), over the fence. Good laugh, but the MRP would throw the book.

 

[James Colorado]

A fair lot of opprobrium from the football public for such a s**t bloke act.

 

[jabba5114]

A fair lot of opprobrium from the football public for such a s**t bloke act.

Look I'm probably laughing it happens. Adolescent humour be damned

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[ABSOLUTE MADMAN]

If you did it to someone random on the street would it be considered as sexual assault?

I know there is an implied physical contact and assault that happens in sport that is not considered a criminal act.

Dacking someone would not seem like normal or reasonable physical contact in the context of an Australian rules football match.

If the underwear came down the shitshow and penalties may be substantial.

 

[joeyavalanche]

A fair lot of opprobrium from the football public for such a s**t bloke act.

If an opposition player is physically harassing you off the ball, isn’t a harmless dack the nicer way to deal with it?

While Daicos was getting mauled last week, what if he just dacked a few guys instead?

Footy world went off this week watching Matt Rowell eat grass. Imagine a full back dacking the FF

There’s no comeback from a dacking


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[citizen-erased]

Misconduct. Free kick against.

EDIT: likely fine at MRO

The way chriso's going, dacked player would get done for bringing game into disrepute and dacker would be fired out of a cannon into the sun

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

Yeah it sounds racist

 

[Jim Prideaux]

They’d find something to fine/ suspend the player involved, choose your favourite corporate verbal shite talk phrase for the reason.

It’d be funny though.

 

[Osho]

Yes, I did, but I was under the influence.

Ohh ... what was the question?

 

[joeyavalanche]

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/collingwoods-cheeky-tactics-prevail-over-giants-at-mcg-in-thrashing/news-story/ebeb34a714875dffb499d267c2c62f41

We might find out after all


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[Power Raid]

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/collingwoods-cheeky-tactics-prevail-over-giants-at-mcg-in-thrashing/news-story/ebeb34a714875dffb499d267c2c62f41

We might find out after all


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has to be two weeks

sexual assault would be the penalty off the park, so two weeks is a good deal

 

[Engimal v3]

Good idea for a thread, "mischievous yet legal tactics"

 

[yodellinhank]

Nathan Murphy

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176.5

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reads bigfooty?

 

[Tall poppy Syndrome]

One to ask John Longmire at his next press conference. Word is he’s hiding something very big on this one.

 

[WeaponX]

Cadman should of just sat down and "Tea Bagged" Murphy for effect!

 

[joeyavalanche]

“COLLINGWOOD defender Nathan Murphy

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Nathan Murphy

Age

24

Ht

192cm

Wt

90kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.5

3star

K

6.5

3star

HB

5.0

4star

M

2.5

3star

T

1.5

3star

MG

176.5

3star

No current season stats available

D

11.5

3star

K

6.5

3star

HB

5.0

4star

M

2.5

3star

T

1.5

4star

MG

176.5

3star

has been fined for pulling down the shorts of GWS forward Aaron Cadman at the MCG on Sunday night.”

Well I guess that answers my question


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[Lavender Bushranger]

Look I’ll be the first one to say it’s ridiculous, but with players wearing more loose fitting shorts these days. What would happen if instead of pushing and shoving, a full back just dacked a full forward.

It’s not striking, it’s not high.
You know the whole crowd is going to love it and it would surely put your opponent off.

What would be the punishment?


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Double dacking? Or just the shorts?

 

[My Tilly]

Too much respect for one another these days.
They are all friends off the field and it's why you often see losing teams happily chatting when the final siren sounds.

Bit like biting (which sometimes occurred), they wouldn't resort to such a low act. They aren't playing for their livelihoods anymore.

 

[James Colorado]

Nathan Murphy reads bigfooty?

Yeah, he doesn't seem that sharp.

Wait, a minute, I think there might be an error here, I just can't find it...

 

[Danw0w]

“COLLINGWOOD defender Nathan Murphy has been fined for pulling down the shorts of GWS forward Aaron Cadman at the MCG on Sunday night.”

Well I guess that answers my question


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Well that was convenient