Wells rips Eagles a new angus at the trade table. is there a doctor in the house?

[ChappyUK]

They’ve sold them at cashies already for bags of meth

Really can't blame them. What else is there to do other than dig holes.

 

[frenchconnection]

Hi DanWA do you still have your #1 meth coast foam hand on while reading this Fred??

And this comment coming from a handbagger - well I never!

 

[Fuller McCallister]

And this comment coming from a handbagger - well I never!

Geez I knew the education system out west was bad but I had no idea it failed this many.. read again ditch digger I’m a crow eater! get ur *ed French eyes fixed frog boi

 

[Benny78]

Eagles give up pick 40 for Kelly
Cats lose Kelly gain Coniglio
GWS gain x2 1st rd compensation picks from AFL

I personally think TK should do the right thing and nominate Adelaide to even out the Dangerfield trade.

 

[frggr]

He's going to West Corp I'm afraid

Make sure you check the briefcase or they will probably try to pay you with out of date whopper vouchers........ or Nelson

I'd probably take the vouchers

We have to feed the Tomahawk somehow

 

[Mad_Hatter]

Cats have offered TK what would be considered the "perfect deal".
A 5 year contract that is effectively 1 year plus triggers for 4 more years, guaranteed money but also the ability to ask for a trade whenever he wants.
Word from the TK camp is he's more likely than not to sign it.

 

[ChappyUK]

Cats have offered TK what would be considered the "perfect deal".
A 5 year contract that is effectively 1 year plus triggers for 4 more years, guaranteed money but also the ability to ask for a trade whenever he wants.
Word from the TK camp is he's more likely than not to sign it.

We are an amazing club.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

So that’s a $4m contract. If he leaves for less, lets say $3m, his misso has cost the family a million bucks to get to live near her mum. Big call.

 

[Catsmaninamerica]

Lol let me remind you of how danger got home... lollollollol

 

[Catsmaninamerica]

We don't need to force anything, if he wants to come home un-contracted he will, there is no contract holding him at Geelong after this season

Hey dum dum ... let me remind you of how the AFL works. Unless the west coke eagles stump up TWO top 10 picks, Stephen wells and co will do exactly what they did last year. NO DEAL. At that point, TK and his lovely little family can either go to Adelaide (who have pick one and you can bet all the meth pipes in Midland they will take him at whatever price he puts on his head) or he can re sign at geelong. They will be his 2
Options.

Do you really think Geelong won’t play hardball on the best player in the league? The only way he wears blue and yellow next year is if the eagles somehow trade out enough good players to Give the Cats TWO top 10 picks. If that doesn’t happen, his options are Geelong or adelaide.

 

[STPer18]

Of course TK will take a paycut to stay and play at the Mighty Geelong Catters - what else did you all expect? The West Coast Lolgles will need to pay up $1M+ to lure him away.

 

[Ricketz]

Geelong reportedly offering a $800k one year deal for the best player in the comp

So much for the $1 million needed to get him. Price has dropped dramatically now that you’ve just spat in his face and you’ll lose him for nothing

Nah, we are just trolling your flog club. Keep him for one more year and your window is well and truly closed. You will need him more than ever, but he won't want to go to a club on the rebuild.

Fun times.

 

[Ricketz]

Nah, you’ve put a $800k price on him. We’ll get him a lot cheaper than that. $650 x 5 sounds realistic now. Thanks cats

Bahaha.

You flogs clearly live in an isolated shithole with poor education outcomes. That's why you haven't got him this year - you just have zero clue on his value.

 

[DanWA]

Geelong have tabled their lowball to keep his family away from family

Geelong fans still think geelong hold the power

Laughable

Danger went to geelong. Tim kelly will get where he wants to go or geelong will need to up their offer to keep him

 

[Catsmaninamerica]

Geelong have tabled their lowball to keep his family away from family

Geelong fans still think geelong hold the power

Laughable

Danger went to geelong. Tim kelly will get where he wants to go or geelong will need to up their offer to keep him

Lollollollol

Where’s the 2 top 10 picks coming from??

 

[DanWA]

Lollollollol

Where’s the 2 top 10 picks coming from??

Your dreams

 

[Tom_Thumb]

Lollollollol

Where’s the 2 top 10 picks coming from??

Not from us, he's coming to us for nothing. The AFL will have to compensate ya's.

 

[bh90210fan]

Bahaha.

You flogs clearly live in an isolated ****hole with poor education outcomes. That's why you haven't got him this year - you just have zero clue on his value.

Yes we do. You’ve put a price on your player and for only one year you can’t even offer him as much as Tom Lynch. That’s a real slap in the face for Tim after all he’s done for you. Geelong have shown everyone that they’re a cheap pack of pricks and have now confirmed that the most attractive reason for keeping Kelly this season was his cheap salary.

 

[STPer18]

Geelong have tabled their lowball to keep his family away from family

Geelong fans still think geelong hold the power

Laughable

Danger went to geelong. Tim kelly will get where he wants to go or geelong will need to up their offer to keep him

We've offered him 1x year at $800k, a more than generous offer to remain at the Mighty Geelong Catters. Eagles are gonna need a 6 year+ $1M+ offer to trump our attractive one year deal.

#destinationclub

 

[DanWA]

We've offered him 1x year at $800k, a more than generous offer to remain at the Mighty Geelong Catters. Eagles are gonna need a 6 year+ $1M+ offer to trump our attractive one year deal.

#destinationclub

Why would it need to be higher to get home. Put the pipe down. 5/6 years at 650ish was mentioned somewhere. That would be in the ballpark for cockburn or the eagles

 

[Mad_Hatter]

Not from us, he's coming to us for nothing. The AFL will have to compensate ya's.

Doesn't work like that DH

 

[STPer18]

Why would it need to be higher to get home. Put the pipe down. 5/6 years at 650ish was mentioned somewhere. That would be in the ballpark for cockburn or the eagles

It's going to take a monumental offer to pry him free from the Mighty Geelong Catters.

 

[bh90210fan]

It's going to take a monumental offer to pry him free from the Mighty Geelong Catters.

Pick 40 as suggested earlier around the mark for a $650k a year player. Thanks cats

 

[Fuller McCallister]

Granted that its a staple of 95% of west Australians diet.. but west coke trying to pay for Kelly in meth and hungry jacks vouchers ain’t gonna cut it im afraid lol

pull out some of that ditch digging money you cheapskates!!!

 

[Catsmaninamerica]

Not from us, he's coming to us for nothing. The AFL will have to compensate ya's.

Lollollol

What’s making this amazingly hilarious is that eventually, TK will stay in Geelong, or he’ll go into the draft and the Crows will take him, or, west coke will need to offload Gaff, NicNat and Shuey to get near the two top 10 picks Stephen Wells will hold Out for. No compo. He’s not a free agent. I can’t wait to see

A) the look on his wife’s face when she realises that she’s going to adelaide
B) the look on both their faces when they realise the west coke don’t have the picks to get it done
C) the relieved look on both their faces when uncle Frank slips him a brown paper bag full of grey nurses, and uncle steve looks the other way!