How athletic are you ..? Please rate yourself based on the guidelines within .. thank you

[SaltPeter]

I was enjoying watching the Wet Coke vs Colonscrub game tonight, yet found I needed something else to tighten the entertainment.

It seemed like a natural progression from to stand up and get naked. From there I commenced taping my head with my right hand whilst hoping from leg to leg. Of the course to add another level of complexity i then started brushing my Socrates2 with a Peacock feather.

From this I have discovered that I have excellent dexterity, coordination, and athleticism ..

I think this is a challenge everyone on the Bay should take up. If you don't have a Peacock feather, I think just tickling your Socrates2 will suffice. At least until we take this to a competitive format. Ladies, you can join in too ..

** Remember .. pat your head, jump/dance from leg to leg, circular tickling action with a Peacock feather of you Socratesx2


*** Get on board. Get fit. Join in on this great new community initiative. Fun for the whole family


Thanks for your time

 

[Good_Old]

OP puts his car inside his house

 

[ChappyUK]

I haven't surgically removed my bottom ribs so comparing my athlectic abilities with posters like Byron Porkett is an unfair comparison

 

[ChappyUK]

OP puts his car inside his house

Car hole?

 

[SaltPeter]

OP puts his car inside his house

Please, I think the OP was clear and reasonable. If you cannot, or are too embarrassed to answer the questions, I think we'd all be happy if you chose not to stink up this magnificent creation ..

 

[SaltPeter]

Although it was only my first try tonight, I give myself an 8 .. and I know with a little more practice I can improve my score

 

[Good_Old]

Please, I think the OP was clear and reasonable. If you cannot, or are too embarrassed to answer the questions, I think we'd all be happy if you chose not to stink up this magnificent creation ..

Fantasy form watch: The Pig delivers on tough week for coaches
After flagging his SANFL form last week in his first game back since a hamstring injury, the Pig did what pigs do - completely over-indulged. He had a huge second half, scoring over 100 in that time alone to end the game on yet another 150. He didn't miss a beat and was extremely active in the all-important 'red time' at the end of the game. His game was highlighted by 36 possessions and 11 marks.

 

[SaltPeter]

Fantasy form watch: The Pig delivers on tough week for coaches
After flagging his SANFL form last week in his first game back since a hamstring injury, the Pig did what pigs do - completely over-indulged. He had a huge second half, scoring over 100 in that time alone to end the game on yet another 150. He didn't miss a beat and was extremely active in the all-important 'red time' at the end of the game. His game was highlighted by 36 possessions and 11 marks.

lol .. Good_Old needs to stand on a mirror to see his pecker

 

[ChappyUK]

Fantasy form watch: The Pig delivers on tough week for coaches
After flagging his SANFL form last week in his first game back since a hamstring injury, the Pig did what pigs do - completely over-indulged. He had a huge second half, scoring over 100 in that time alone to end the game on yet another 150. He didn't miss a beat and was extremely active in the all-important 'red time' at the end of the game. His game was highlighted by 36 possessions and 11 marks.

Imagine having a player so fat they are nicknamed Pig.

 

[SaltPeter]

Get on board flogs, and get fit .. not even $10 on eBay + free postage

 

[chefmeister]

Tried 5am full body stretches 3 days ago after watching Amanda Bisk on Instagram.

Still struggling to wipe my arse without pain today.

 

[Bigeasy]

I haven't surgically removed my bottom ribs so comparing my athlectic abilities with posters like Byron Porkett is an unfair comparison

You should try it

 

[ChappyUK]

You should try it

If I looked like your av I would have done it years ago.

 

[SaltPeter]

FFS .. get on the poll campaigners

 

[chefmeister]

If I looked like your av I would have done it years ago.

Isn’t that Beckham’s wife?

I’d gladly give a rib to throw that 40kg woman around the bathroom.

 

[ChappyUK]

Isn’t that Beckham’s wife?

I’d gladly give a rib to throw that 40kg woman around the bathroom.

And I thought my eyesight was bad. Too much meat to be Posh.

 

[chefmeister]

And I thought my eyesight was bad. Too much meat to be Posh.

Money brother, moooonnney.

 

[harry000]

My socrates2 is in the heavy weight division.

 

[Hamingja]

Get on board flogs, and get fit .. not even $10 on eBay + free postage



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brb just going to Cataract Gorge to kidnap a pair of peacocks before this becomes the new F45