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RelaxMax

Who... moi?
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When I was sacked because of that f****r, I had to rely on income from from many inventions. The most successful of these was my lecture tour extolling various knots for tying shoelaces.

I liked the sliced bread cutter thingy

If only it had sliced the bread down instead

Just couldn't find a toaster long enough
 
I liked the sliced bread cutter thingy

If only it had sliced the bread down instead

Just couldn't find a toaster long enough

I was a dishonorable member of the Luddites. Toast was the litmus test. I failed and was expelled.
 
I have no idea what that means, but have a like anyway :oops:

I normally write with a quill and camel milk ink. Some things get lost in translation. Dingster is my authorised interpretor. No wonder folk struggle.
 
I still use a melways

I had a p/t job printing them many, many years ago. You would have got lost using those editions. Suspect I may have got a bit creative.
 
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Ok. I guess Melbourne wouldn't be a good place to get lost in
When I tell you to get lost, I don't actually want to know where you go. So giving me printed directions, not a good idea.
 
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