How do I...

[Reynolds Number]

So my team lost by 50 points in the the NRL

And my side is losing by 80 points in the AFL

Any good ideas how a single Darwin fella can enjoy himself

Cos I dont manufacture lllicit drugs

Although I will take them like candy yeah.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

It sounds like you jumped on two bandwagons and now you're suffering the consequences.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Consult St Kilda fc mad Monday department for advice

 

[Smeg Head]

So my team lost by 50 points in the the NRL

And my side is losing by 80 points in the AFL

Any good ideas how a single Darwin fella can enjoy himself

Cos I dont manufacture lllicit drugs

Although I will take them like candy yeah.

Don't have a left over fireworks stash?

 

[True North]

Do a burnout eh?

 

[Reynolds Number]

Don't have a left over fireworks stash?

Unfortunately

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

The Vic is open?

 

[grouse mate]

Isn't it Cup week? About the only time of the year there is anything to do up there.

 

[Catastic82]

Lol Darwin is a ****ing hole your life sucks

 

[DrEvil_]

So my team lost by 50 points in the the NRL

And my side is losing by 80 points in the AFL

Any good ideas how a single Darwin fella can enjoy himself

Cos I dont manufacture lllicit drugs

Although I will take them like candy yeah.

First you should stop following NRL

 

[74561347]

kidnap a backpacker

 

[Collins-Langford-Ayres]

Hire some love !!

 

[Percel]

So my team lost by 50 points in the the NRL

And my side is losing by 80 points in the AFL

Any good ideas how a single Darwin fella can enjoy himself

Cos I dont manufacture lllicit drugs

Although I will take them like candy yeah.

Uncle sams or Vesteys are your two choices

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

Doesn't Royals live in Darwin?

 

[dees arent rabble]

Have a beer with goodesy

 

[Plugger35]

Oh a poor Rabbitohs supporter, you won an NRL premiership two years a go you spoilt flog.

Try being a Manly supporter, we haven't won an NRL flag since 2011.

 

[Northworth]

So my team lost by 50 points in the the NRL

And my side is losing by 80 points in the AFL

Any good ideas how a single Darwin fella can enjoy himself

Cos I dont manufacture lllicit drugs

Although I will take them like candy yeah.

you might need to try this place

 

[dees arent rabble]

Oh a poor Rabbitohs supporter, you won an NRL premiership two years a go you spoilt flog.

Try being a Manly supporter, we haven't won an NRL flag since 2011.

****en manly scum.

 

[dees arent rabble]

you might need to try this place

Isn't that punt rd

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

Isn't that punt rd

You do that to yourself at punt road.

 

[Plugger35]

2017 Richmond memberships all come with a free spit hood.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Load up the Troop carrier, it's tourist hunting season.

 

[GWBogan]

Don't have a left over fireworks stash?

That makes headlines up North.

 

[Glorious couch life]

That makes headlines up North.

NT News has the best headlines. The Daily Mercury in Mackay can have some good ones;


Not cool about the dog though

 

[Jean Claude Vas Deferens]

Darwin. So much to do, so little time!!