How does Nick Maxwell get a game?

[Good_Old]

Is that the sacked one with a special ed kid??

It's all starting to make sense, sweet pea.

You're actually, a very very offended Aints supporter, masquerading as a Hawthorn supporter.

Poor Darling, success has been so hard come by for you, you've had to pretend you support a pseudo successful club.

Cheer up, things will turn around, one day......

 

[Pera]

Ironic.

A Saints supporter commenting on a captain with form issues. Look no further than your own backyard to find that also.

 

[Plugger35]

"Hi I'm Nick Maxwell, Collingwood Captain and Channel 7 try hard"

"Have you ever had that pesky old problem of getting too many possessions and having an influence on a game of football?"

"Well worry no more, with my possession resistant glove you will be an irrelevent spud in next to no time"

"Don't be late, these gloves are flying off the shelf"

CALL 1800 NICK SPUDWELL NOW TO RESERVE YOUR POSSESSION RESISTANT GLOVE

 

[Prestigerrycomo]

"Hi I'm Nick Maxwell, Collingwood Captain and Channel 7 try hard"

"Have you ever had that pesky old problem of getting too many possessions and having an influence on a game of football?"

"Well worry no more, with my possession resistant glove you will be an irrelevent spud in next to no time"

"Don't be late, these gloves are flying off the shelf"

CALL 1800 NICK SPUDWELL NOW TO RESERVE YOUR POSSESSION RESISTANT GLOVE

 

[Pera]

"Hi I'm Nick Maxwell, Collingwood Captain and Channel 7 try hard"

"Have you ever had that pesky old problem of getting too many possessions and having an influence on a game of football?"

"Well worry no more, with my possession resistant glove you will be an irrelevent spud in next to no time"

"Don't be late, these gloves are flying off the shelf"

CALL 1800 NICK SPUDWELL NOW TO RESERVE YOUR POSSESSION RESISTANT GLOVE

Nice to see Dean Polo looking up to his hero tonight and purchasing one of these.

 

[Plugger35]

Nice to see Dean Polo looking up to his hero tonight and purchasing one of these.

Yeah unfortunately Polo got sucked in to buy a Maxwell possession resistant glove. He may just be shit anyway because he's a Richmond player though, bit hard to tell.

 

[Scott Emberton]

one of the last quality touches Nick got

 

[Scott Emberton]

what an amazingly amateurish thread to start by the OP. he spend the last week predicting a win for the Aints in which Milne would demoloish Harry O. And this is all he's got?????

how about the fact that the Pies had probably the best 8 players on the ground and NEVER got out of second gear. Saints not finals standard anymore. Hearts were broken last year and credibility shredded by Kim D

 

[gazzas army]

Biggest spud of all time, if it wasn't for the umpires gifting free kicks to him for being the Collingwood captain and a Channel 7 celebrity he wouldn't have even got a kick tonight. Was absolutely smashed by Gilbert, Fisher, Raph Clarke and co.

I hope Collingwood keep picking him as it gives the rest of us a chance, much easier playing against 21 than 22.

Inb4 some Collingwood flog posts a pic of Nick Spudwell holding his undeserved Premiership Cup.

Have to agree on this. We were in a similar situation at Geelong with Tom Harley. It became obvious to all, that towards the end he wasnt in our best 22, but having the captaincy can hold a lot of sway at footy clubs. I think as long as the juggernaut rolls on at Collingwood, he will continue to avoid any scrutiny, but if they fail to win the flag at seasons end, as so many expect them to, he will be gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn. Simple as that.
Personally, i believe, if it aint broken, dont fix it! Winning form is good form!

 

[Grockadoc]

Nice to see Dean Polo looking up to his hero tonight and purchasing one of these.

Actually, Dean Polo used one before Maxwell. Polo wore one in his debut match. Nice to see Cloke looking up to his Hero Richo and wearing a glove

 

[ksardog]

"Hi I'm Nick Maxwell, Collingwood Captain and Channel 7 try hard"

"Have you ever had that pesky old problem of getting too many possessions and having an influence on a game of football?"

"Well worry no more, with my possession resistant glove you will be an irrelevent spud in next to no time"

"Don't be late, these gloves are flying off the shelf"

CALL 1800 NICK SPUDWELL NOW TO RESERVE YOUR POSSESSION RESISTANT GLOVE

credit where credits due, thats gold. still a premiership captain tho

 

[Alexwce]

Cannot say I agree

 

[ksardog]

Have to agree on this. We were in a similar situation at Geelong with Tom Harley. It became obvious to all, that towards the end he wasnt in our best 22, but having the captaincy can hold a lot of sway at footy clubs. I think as long as the juggernaut rolls on at Collingwood, he will continue to avoid any scrutiny, but if they fail to win the flag at seasons end, as so many expect them to, he will be gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn. Simple as that.
Personally, i believe, if it aint broken, dont fix it! Winning form is good form!

100 % agree

 

[s_cranberry]

To answer the OP's question, I would have to say that the reason he gets a game is because your mum is on the Collingwood selection panel.

 

[Macca042]

one of the last quality touches Nick got

I don't even think that was a quality touch !!!!

 

[Knackers26]

Was going to start a thread like this last night before i passed out.
I was going to title mine;

"Where else can Mick hide Nick?"

 

[Macca042]

Commenting on our captain !!! Thats a bit rich , considering Reiwoldt looked a bit like
a witches hat last night. Watching him crack the shits at team mates after he was beaten on several occasions... Watching him collapse like a wet lettuce leaf was comedy gold.. He should give up the captaincy and hand it over to a true footballer like Lenny Hayes...

 

[KissmeRobbo]

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[KissmeRobbo]

Commenting on our captain !!! Thats a bit rich , considering Reiwoldt looked a bit like
a witches hat last night. Watching him crack the shits at team mates after he was beaten on several occasions... Watching him collapse like a wet lettuce leaf was comedy gold.. He should give up the captaincy and hand it over to a true footballer like Lenny Hayes...

You nearly said Luke Ball didn't you?

 

[jdemp]

He's the only ever player to play as a loose forward that's for sure.

 

[gazzas army]

He's the only ever player to play as a loose forward that's for sure.

at least they have a genuine foward!

 

[Macca042]

You nearly said Luke Ball didn't you?

Nearly Robbo, then I thought oooohhh wait LOL

Nah love the way Hayes goes about it , a bit like Ball really...

 

[Plugger35]

If Jim Henson was alive today he would shove his fist fair square up Maxwell's arse and start talking like Kermit the Frog.

That's how much of a Muppet he is.

Sore hand my arse, he saved Malthouse the enbarassment of dropping his captain.

It's time to put on makeup....

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[KissmeRobbo]

If Jim Henson was alive today he would shove his fist fair square up Maxwell's arse and start talking like Kermit the Frog.

That's how much of a Muppet he is.

Ha ha.. still offended from him saving the Grand Final

 

[Plugger35]

Goddard GODDARD - soars from the clouds. will he ever come down?

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Sorry Fagpies, no one will remember the GF replay but they will always remember where they were when Goddard took that mark and became immortal.