How is this news?

[Joker91]

http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-ne...tin-martin-are-good-mates-20140201-31ty8.html


Seriously... How do some of these journalists have jobs?

 

[Groupie_]

Phew!!

Now I can sleep tonight knowing that they're good mates.

 

[Cevap_Roll]

They will try anything to keep the A-league out of the papers.

Troubled? When was the last time Martin was actually seen playing up? 2 years ago?

****ing Pathetic.

 

[hagansbull]

Purple monkey dishwasher

 

[sante]

Sack him

 

[BC9_]

Imagine if you're someone who has struggled to get a job as a journalist...then you come across an article like this.

Is there a benchmark?

 

[Mogwai]

In other news, Andrew Walker is speculated to be wearing a hat in blisteringly hot conditions in Melbourne

 

[GH213]

I think its great tbh, that swan can actually make friends ... good on him

 

[Roachy8]

Who is this 'journalist' Jon Prick? (sorry - Pierik)

 

[Varicho]

How long till Dusty has a sleeve tatt then?

 

[fumbler]

What's a friend?

 

[GH213]

How long till Dusty has a sleeve tatt then?

He's got a half sleeve already

 

[DontArgue4]

hahaha look at the article, its literally 3 sentences. How do these idiots have a job?

ill give it a shot....

Jack Riewoldt orders a skinny latte at a cafe on swan st because he is dieting, but insists he asked for no sugar.

"i'm shredding for all the chicks so i gotta stay off the full cream stuff, and yeh i guess ive gotta be in shape for the footy season too" Riewoldt said

 

[TJTIGER]

Meanwhile a tigers assistant coach was seen to be clearing a wedgie , in what he thought was a discrete maneuver. However our reporters were there on the seen. Scooping....what can only be described as cutting edge journalism........

 

[RunningBounce]

Richmond Tigers fullback, Alex Rance, today had a sandwich.

Rance, 24, said "I really like to put food between slices of bread and then eat them."

The defender enjoyed a break-out season in 2013, and is expected to get the job on the AFL's most damaging forwards again this season.

 

[Strawbs]

Plenty of fluff pieces post-tennis but pre-footy. Footy sells but yes, they are desperate. Must say was shocked at the Rance sandwich revelation. Do you think this will cost us a top 4 spot?

 

[Roachy8]

Plenty of fluff pieces post-tennis but pre-footy. Footy sells but yes, they are desperate. Must say was shocked at the Rance sandwich revelation. Do you think this will cost us a top 4 spot?

Didn't Rance's stalker want to give him some sort of sandwich or something?

 

[3rdManUp]

Jake King Stoned

-walled the press this afternoon after asking him if he "scrunches or folds the toilet paper?". Again, Mr King gave no answer, instead just sighing and mumbling under his breath as he entered his vehicle. Was Toby Mitchell in that vehicle? and was it bought with drug money? The HUN can't be sure either way, which of course leaves open the possibility that it probably was.

 

[nobulltiger]

Collingwoods new poaching tactics?

 

[TheAnt]

This isn't even a ****ing paragraph, what a joke that there are hundreds of aspiring quality journalists who may never get a shot and then this dribble gets published.

 

[sante]

Rance needs to get his mind back on footy...looks like the old Richmond is back...

 

[theflea]

Didn't Rance's stalker want to give him some sort of sandwich or something?

I think it was a squashed frog on his car window.

 

[theflea]

This isn't even a ******* paragraph, what a joke that there are hundreds of aspiring quality journalists who may never get a shot and then this dribble gets published.

he was para alright.

 

[WALDENPOND]

In all honesty I wouldn't be surprised if most AFL journalists laughed at their own work these days....but they are being paid. Obviously with a changing way of the works of the media things are being more sensationalised and trashy than ever. The best thing would be to ignore it.........don't buy or use it and the job will become redundant. Even this thread adds publicity to the writer.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

It's the angle that the knob is trying to open up that shits me the most.
Not to mention How it must annoy Swan and Martin.
Mind you pretty dumb of Dane to even answer such a question at all,if in fact the question ever occurred.
This bloke probably just made it up.