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hahaha look at the article, its literally 3 sentences. How do these idiots have a job?

ill give it a shot....

Jack Riewoldt orders a skinny latte at a cafe on swan st because he is dieting, but insists he asked for no sugar.

"i'm shredding for all the chicks so i gotta stay off the full cream stuff, and yeh i guess ive gotta be in shape for the footy season too" Riewoldt said
 

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Meanwhile a tigers assistant coach was seen to be clearing a wedgie , in what he thought was a discrete maneuver. However our reporters were there on the seen. Scooping....what can only be described as cutting edge journalism........
 
Richmond Tigers fullback, Alex Rance, today had a sandwich.

Rance, 24, said "I really like to put food between slices of bread and then eat them."

The defender enjoyed a break-out season in 2013, and is expected to get the job on the AFL's most damaging forwards again this season.
 
Plenty of fluff pieces post-tennis but pre-footy. Footy sells but yes, they are desperate. Must say was shocked at the Rance sandwich revelation. Do you think this will cost us a top 4 spot?
Didn't Rance's stalker want to give him some sort of sandwich or something?
 
Jake King Stoned
-walled the press this afternoon after asking him if he "scrunches or folds the toilet paper?". Again, Mr King gave no answer, instead just sighing and mumbling under his breath as he entered his vehicle. Was Toby Mitchell in that vehicle? and was it bought with drug money? The HUN can't be sure either way, which of course leaves open the possibility that it probably was.
 

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This isn't even a ****ing paragraph, what a joke that there are hundreds of aspiring quality journalists who may never get a shot and then this dribble gets published.
 
In all honesty I wouldn't be surprised if most AFL journalists laughed at their own work these days....but they are being paid. Obviously with a changing way of the works of the media things are being more sensationalised and trashy than ever. The best thing would be to ignore it.........don't buy or use it and the job will become redundant. Even this thread adds publicity to the writer.
 
It's the angle that the knob is trying to open up that shits me the most.
Not to mention How it must annoy Swan and Martin.
Mind you pretty dumb of Dane to even answer such a question at all,if in fact the question ever occurred.
This bloke probably just made it up.
 

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