How Jack Riewoldt will spend time while his teammates play footy in a Season 2020 Hub

[A Cut Above]

Players consider standing down as hub tensions escalate

Senior players have threatened to stand down if families can't attend proposed quarantine hubs

www.afl.com.au

When AFL.com.au cites "senior players" unwilling to make personal sacrifices to be part of an AFL hub, one name immediately springs to mind - Jack Riewoldt.

He's the prissiest tantrum-thrower in footy since Matthew Richardson. Famous for being a whinging brat who throws his arms up almost as much as Ben Brown, its not hard to imagine him being against hubs when he already has two Premiership* medals and millions in the bank - and extremely vocal in his displeasure.

So what'll Jack do to keep himself busy while his Richmond mates are defending their flag without him? I have some ideas....




Demanding his wife cook him chicken dinners

Sulking when his baby cries

Complaining tradies are ripping him off

Contemplating his decision

His reaction when he heard about Hubs

 

[Stronzo]

He looks like Corky from Life Goes on.

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

When he hears that the team play just fine without him and do not need him anymore.





When he realizes it is because Lynch has been given his position.





When his wife sees what a * up he made of it and now says he is not needed at home anymore either because Alex has moved in & taken his room.

 

[Laphroaig]

He's the prissiest tantrum-thrower in footy since Matthew Richardson.

Ya think?



Only player in the history of the game to single handedly lose his Club unloseable games of football by being a snivelling little sook.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Engaging in mutual masturbation with Patrick Dangerfield and getting off to the sounds of their joint moaning about how hard the players have it.
Like Chris Fagan said - "suck it up".

 

[brett15]

OP prefers the company of men

 

[The Nostradamus]

Needs more Cotchin also

 

[James Colorado]

Engaging in mutual masturbation with Patrick Dangerfield and getting off to the sounds of their joint moaning about how hard the players have it.
Like Chris Fagan said - "suck it up".

In the context of its predecessor, that last sentence carries a meaning you hopefully didn't intend.

 

[SaltPeter]

Trying to sneak into a game

 

[Marcel Proust]

Very good thread

Well done fellers

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Learning to suck a golf ball through a straw.




Relearning his previous trade of being a sideshow clown at Luna Park.




Learning how to kiss his cousins without using his tongue.