Roast How the hell can we trade HickGod?

[CM9000]

I’m ashamed of every single one of you.

HickGod, the Hickster, the legend himself, is being targeted by Sydney, and no one is up in arms about it. We will set ourselves back a decade if we trade the GOAT.

I honestly can’t believe any of you. This is our only ruck depth for Nic, clearly superior to Vardy, and every poster on here appears to be fine with the prospect of trading him. Let me tell you, though - this man is a required player. Vardy is past it completely, while Williams isn’t even a full time ruckman. The hole we would leave ourselves in by trading HickGod will destroy us. It’ll be like us losing Judd, without getting JK back.

Mark my words, we will regret this if it gets done.

 

[omgfridge]

If Natters goes down, I'd much rather have Bailey come in and have Allen chopping him out. Always have to keep an eye on the future and not sure the below stats are screaming the importance of Hickey. He's good depth but I have no issue either way things land.

 

[Ochre]

Good to see the replies so far understand the tone of the thread.

Also fold the club.

 

[ioppolo]

Following in Callum Sinclair's footsteps

 

[GlennTwenty]

Following in Callum Sinclair's footsteps

That's like saying Judd followed in Callum Chamber's footsteps to Carlton.

Hickey >> Sinclair

 

[The wily weagle]

It depends what Sydney will give us for him.

Their pick 22 seems fair, especially as he is contracted and we hold all of the leverage.

If we accepted a late third rounder though, we should be rightfully fricken livid

 

[Ishmael_]

You don't fool me CM9000, I can feel the tears beneath the irony here.

And I for one will be a little bit sad. HickGod listed The Room as his favourite movie, that's GOAT material for me and we're just casting him to the wind.

 

[KERRPOW]

Following in Callum Sinclair's footsteps

Who followed mark seaby

Mark Seaby

Age

39

Ht

199cm

Wt

101kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.4

2star

K

4.0

2star

HB

5.4

4star

CL

2.0

4star

HO

13.3

5star

No current season stats available

D

8.4

3star

K

3.4

2star

HB

5.0

4star

HO

12.6

5star

's footsteps

Who followed jason ball

Jason Ball

Age

51

Ht

201cm

Wt

104kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.2

3star

K

7.4

3star

HB

4.7

3star

HO

8.8

5star

No current season stats available

D

6.2

2star

K

3.4

2star

HB

2.8

3star

HO

4.2

5star

 

[Doashuey]

Mate, the season is over and with it the player sponsorship duties. Let it go.

 

[Bleedblueandgold]

Hoping for a deal by the end of the week.

 

[HoneyBadger35]

Basically Sydney send us something then we send them Hickey. It’s quite a straightforward transaction.

 

[Agent93]

Basically Sydney send us something then we send them Hickey. It’s quite a straightforward transaction.

Clearly they will send their first round pick.

 

[ChampRevesby]

Im assuming he is open to going back East because he has a new kids and wants to be close to family?

 

[Agent93]

Im assuming he is open to going back East because he has a new kids and wants to be close to family?

Two first round picks!

 

[Jiggyman]

I’m ashamed of every single one of you.

Gonna go cry in the corner now.

 

[FKASC]

You don't fool me CM9000, I can feel the tears beneath the irony here.

And I for one will be a little bit sad. HickGod listed The Room as his favourite movie, that's GOAT material for me and we're just casting him to the wind.

Aw man now even I want to keep HickGod in the club

 

[BeornJ]

Look Hickey is a great of the club, no one is disputing that... But... We have to approach this unemotionally and rationally...

If Sydney is willing to give up five first round picks for the legend.. We have to at least consider it.

 

[kranky al]

Basically Sydney send us something then we send them Hickey. It’s quite a straightforward transaction.

i believe the customary thing is for us to trade them a role player and in return we get a player integral in a grand final win....

 

[Biggie]

 

[CM9000]

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That will haunt my nightmares for a very long time.

 

[RookiePick]

Goodnight, sweet prince
and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest

 

[FKASC]

The red brings out his crazy even more

 

[Agent93]

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I swear they've edited his eyes so they are less reverse-cross-eyed.

 

[Agent93]

Pretty decent return for someone who played crap all for us this year.

 

[ioppolo]

Fourth club. Fairly rare territory. One more trade and he's in very rare company