Media How to Media Without Being a DH

[harry000]

Hey people,

My new captain TheInjuryFactory has acknowledged what an elite poster I am and basically begged me to be more involved with the SFA.

SO in order to continue being elite with the quality of my posting and increasing my presence at the same time I have decided I should post a couple of media articles during the next season.

As some of you know I am not about the individual accolades and I am truly a team player. Which is why it took TIFs grovelling to thrust myself into the spotlight. Therefore, it would be quite egotistical to thrust (yes I wanted to use the word thrust again) myself in your face without knowing what the citizens want.

So please SFA, provide me with some direction heading into next season. What is the SFA media space lacking???? What do you need????

 

[TJASTA]

**** up

 

[NaturalDisaster]

My advice is to never take advice from anyone.

 

[Dav]

Top 10 lists.

 

[harry000]

My advice is to never take advice from anyone.

Technically I'm not asking for advice. I am asking the people what they are craving. I am a man of many talents and can give the people what they want.

 

[RelaxMax]

Hey people,

My new captain TheInjuryFactory has acknowledged what an elite poster I am and basically begged me to be more involved with the SFA.

SO in order to continue being elite with the quality of my posting and increasing my presence at the same time I have decided I should post a couple of media articles during the next season.

As some of you know I am not about the individual accolades and I am truly a team player. Which is why it took TIFs grovelling to thrust myself into the spotlight. Therefore, it would be quite egotistical to thrust (yes I wanted to use the word thrust again) myself in your face without knowing what the citizens want.

So please SFA, provide me with some direction heading into next season. What is the SFA media space lacking???? What do you need????

Personally, I'll require a steady diet of accolades via the new and improved reacts

But not too many as that would reek of insincerity

 

[Mobbs]

Technically I'm not asking for advice. I am asking the people what they are craving. I am a man of many talents and can give the people what they want.

Get in a fight with me. Everybody will adore you. Or at least learn who you are.

 

[harry000]

Get in a fight with me. Everybody will adore you. Or at least learn who you are.

Who are you?

 

[TJASTA]

Who are you?

oh no

 

[Barrybran]

Don't listen to TheInjuryFactory, harry000. Take the Nunez route, post a couple of creative and entertaining media pieces then slink back into the shadows and collect a Mobbs Medal.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

I'd like some tabloidal coverage of the great romances of the SweetFA.

 

[harry000]

I'd like some tabloidal coverage of the great romances of the SweetFA.

Racey.

 

[Mobbs]

Who are you?

Ok it's a start. But try to add some level of creativity that gives people a sense that there is anything at all rolling around in that noggin of yours, and you're off and away.
Seriously, I have hardly ever seen you post. I notices some responses of yours in one media thread, once, and that's it. You have a lot of work to do.
But we all did at one stage. Except me because I'm a natural.
In truth, check off a few different boxes with your pieces: some stats, some fiction, some potshots. Don't limit yourself. It's everybody else's job to try to limit you. Mine in an official capacity.

 

[harry000]

Ok it's a start. But try to add some level of creativity that gives people a sense that there is anything at all rolling around in that noggin of yours, and you're off and away.
Seriously, I have hardly ever seen you post. I notices some responses of yours in one media thread, once, and that's it. You have a lot of work to do.
But we all did at one stage. Except me because I'm a natural.
In truth, check off a few different boxes with your pieces: some stats, some fiction, some potshots. Don't limit yourself. It's everybody else's job to try to limit you. Mine in an official capacity.

Maybe you could create a boxing sim and we could have a simulated fight night.

The young buck vs the over the hill champ would be the marquee event. All proceeds could go to charity.

What an event that would be!

 

[Mobbs]

Maybe you could create a boxing sim and we could have a simulated fight night.

The young buck vs the over the hill champ would be the marquee event. All proceeds could go to charity.

What an event that would be!

Unfortunately a boxing sim wouldn't hold much interest without graphics, of which I have no skills
A random number generator would be as helpful as my QBasic skills in this regard.

 

[harry000]

Unfortunately a boxing sim wouldn't hold much interest without graphics, of which I have no skills
A random number generator would be as helpful as my QBasic skills in this regard.

True... it'd be like..

Round 1

0:02 - both fighters are squaring each other up
0:05 - harry000 lands a left jab
0:10 - harry000 with another jab followed by a straight right and Mobbs is down for the count
0:15 - ding, ding, ding harry000 wins by knock out.

 

[Mobbs]

True... it'd be like..

Round 1

0:02 - both fighters are squaring each other up
0:05 - harry000 lands a left jab
0:10 - harry000 with another jab followed by a straight right and Mobbs is down for the count
0:15 - ding, ding, ding harry000 wins by knock out.

I do have gifs I could implement but I was hounded into deleting them from our own match threads by my own teammates last season :/

 

[Barrybran]

I do have gifs I could implement but I was hounded into deleting them from our own match threads by my own teammates last season :/

If I created the game this would be my response.

Don't give me that "I'm your captain" bullshit. Without me you wouldn't be here so why don't you just back the **** off and let me post my gifs in peace.

May I have a run at ruck rover this week please?

 

[Ned_Flanders]

More nudie pics, works for Turbo

 

[Agent93]

Hey people,

My new captain TheInjuryFactory has acknowledged what an elite poster I am and basically begged me to be more involved with the SFA.

SO in order to continue being elite with the quality of my posting and increasing my presence at the same time I have decided I should post a couple of media articles during the next season.

As some of you know I am not about the individual accolades and I am truly a team player. Which is why it took TIFs grovelling to thrust myself into the spotlight. Therefore, it would be quite egotistical to thrust (yes I wanted to use the word thrust again) myself in your face without knowing what the citizens want.

So please SFA, provide me with some direction heading into next season. What is the SFA media space lacking???? What do you need????

This also deserves a rainbowpeencloudballs.

 

[harry000]

More nudie pics, works for Turbo

I tried this over on the Bay not long before the Adsense crack down BS.

Missed out on a game of Qooty as a result.

 

[Nunez]

Don't listen to TheInjuryFactory, harry000. Take the Nunez route, post a couple of creative and entertaining media pieces then slink back into the shadows and collect a Mobbs Medal.

I'm just honoured I have a route named after me

 

[harry000]

I'm just honoured I have a route named after me

My new goal is to have a root named after me.

 

[Barrybran]

My new goal is to have a root named after me.

The triple-zero part may be somewhat offputting

 

[harry000]

The triple-zero part may be somewhat offputting

Unless you know the background of the 000