How Un-Telligent are you?

[Stucey]

Following on from the bastard test, here is another one that you can try.

Un-Telligence Test

My result:

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
89% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

 

[Sly77]

58% Un-telligent! which is normal

My favorite bit of the analysis is

"Finally, the subject displayed a insane and twisted (rather brilliant) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Oh how true

 

[The Hitman]

57% Untelligence. Here's my report:

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are bordering on mediocrity, yet more exciting than others:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."



The Hitman

 

[mellowyellow]

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"The subject shows an above average level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 78% Un-telligent

 

[TigerCraig]

I'm with you Sly - same score & same comment !! It also said something like I would not hesitate to indulge in senseless violence to avoid suffering any inconvenience.

 

[Makepeace35]

I got 55%.

I am so proud

 

[FootyBabe]

"You are a smooth chick."

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

68% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

 

[BluesBabe666]

Ooohh,, goody. FootyBabe, where are you, you hafta do this, i can see 100% coming your way!

48%

"Interesting. While the subject shows a very high level of intelligence, her sense of observation is somewhat below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, lions behave in the same manner, but she's smarter than any animal.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a great (and somewhat perverted!) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

 

[clucas91]

62%

The little description thing sounded like me.

 

[PowerGirl36]

60% Un-telligent!

That's the average...

 

[BomberGal]

"You are a smooth chick."

You have a knack for greatness. For the record, you are:

67% Un-telligent!

which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%.

 

[Richmondfan#1]

62% Un-telligent.

"The subject shows an above average level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

 

[Thrawn]

42%. You people are so dumb.

 

[mandy]

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

77% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful and sly woman:

"Interesting. While the subject shows a very high level of intelligence, her sense of observation is abnormally below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, cats behave in the same manner, but she's smarter than any animal.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 77% Un-telligent

 

[SeinDude]

The Test Results Are In!

"You kick ass."

You have a knack for greatness. For the record, you are:

78% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%



Cheers!!
SeinDude

 

[sapaul]

49%

Last word was WEASEL, right?

 

[Slax]

72% I satisfied

 

[Destructive]

I got 43%, which is lower than the normal 60%

 

[fabulousphil]

73% --------but i always knew i was a sly dog

 

[Watto]

46%

 

[happy_in_hell]

22% Un-Telligent

 

[Joe Mama]

73% Un-Telligent , but I have to dispute SOME of the things that they said in the end.

A seriously bad sense of humour, Observation abnormally low due to a tremendous ego, that's not me and my friends and family can back me up on that, but over-all, it wasn't that bad.

 

[iceman]

43% Unintelligent