How will SHocking get Porkins off the strike for the Prelim?

[Elton Johns Wig]

It's widely accepted that SHocking is pulling strings for the Scats at AFL House.

Given it's clear and obvious to all and sundry that a behind the play roundhouse should be a 2 week suspension, what conniving bullshit will SHocking whisper into Chrissos ear to get Porkins a pass?

 

[Kipps]

It's not only about Geelong loyalty.

Hawkins one end Lynch the other. The AFL want a big game and big $$$$

 

[ChappyUK]

He apologised so no case to answer.

 

[charcoalchicken]

Looking forward to seeing tummy porkins in the coaches box for the prelim

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Schofield should miss week 1 of 2020 for staging.
Over to you Uncle Steve

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

This is going exactly as I suspected.

 

[maryjames]

Low impact. Missed his shoulder. $4000 fine.

 

[FISTO]

If eye gouging is okay whatever the * you floggers reckon Tommy did should be fine

 

[maryjames]

If eye gouging is okay whatever the fu** you floggers reckon Tommy did should be fine

Eye gouging is the most horrific act anyone could do.

 

[maryjames]

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No way Ablett be passing em off next week

 

[DanWA]

Geelong player, likely won't even get a mention.

Christian is paid mouthpiece

 

[ChappyUK]

Looking forward to seeing tummy porkins in the coaches box for the prelim

With Cam Guthrie killing it we can just send Danger forward

 

[Socrates2]

It's 2 weeks minimum, you can't punch a guy and give him concussion 50 meters behind the ball ,when the guy isn't looking at you. Hawkins is a dirty player and I don't care how nice his teeth are or how many polo clubs he's in.
Congratulations Tom, you've just thrown away any chance for Geelong to win the flag and enjoy your suspension where you can't king hit anyone again this year.
Btw, I think Dylan Grimes has Wilie Buzza covered.

 

[Tim Evans Beard]

How will SHocking get Porkins off?

Two hands, gentle music, soft lighting and all the time he needs?

 

[ChappyUK]

It's 2 weeks minimum, you can't punch a guy and give him concussion 50 meters behind the ball ,when the guy isn't looking at you. Hawkins is a dirty player and I don't care how nice his teeth are or how many polo clubs he's in.
Congratulations Tom, you've just thrown away any chance for Geelong to win the flag and enjoy your suspension where you can't king hit anyone again this year.
Btw, I think Dylan Grimes has Wilie Buzza covered.

No one is thinking 2 weeks you bellend.

 

[Socrates2]

No one is thinking 2 weeks you bellend.

It's minimum 2 weeks because its high impact, intentional, off the ball, concussion in the medical report.

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Pfft. Toby Greene gets away with ripping someone's face off... Tommy will walk

 

[maryjames]

It's minimum 2 weeks because its high impact, intentional, off the ball, concussion in the medical report.

Lol . The eagles player already said he was milking for a free

 

[smasha]

The bunker’s 50 tvs only point towards Punt Road.

 

[ChappyUK]

It's minimum 2 weeks because its high impact, intentional, off the ball, concussion in the medical report.

Despite all your prayers we are smashing you no matter what happens.

 

[Grin]

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Except in games that matter of course.
But I agree with Geelong supporters. It would be really, really unfair for the AFL to apply the same rules to Geelong players as everyone else.
Geelong supporters should whinge extra hard this week. It's just not fair.

 

[frggr]

Same way Martin, Cotchin etc got off for finals

 

[frggr]

It's 2 weeks minimum, you can't punch a guy and give him concussion 50 meters behind the ball...

Was concussed but WCE didn't follow concussion protocol? Oh dear...

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

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PS this turned out to be (un)surprisingly accurate

 

[Socrates2]

Was concussed but WCE didn't follow concussion protocol? Oh dear...

They said he was groggy and he couldn't up straight away. Don't blame me, blame the lack of dicipline from Hawkins and his private school attitude.